entranceway | ▲ 2nd Cipher ▲ (Backdated to Midweek of the Party) OTA

[Bill is positively over the moon; he pops on the feed without preamble, knocking back a martini before morphing his eye into a toothy mouth to inhale the thing whole.]

"Got to HAND IT to ya WONDERLAND, NOTHING SAYS A PARTY like EVERYONE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS AT ONCE, MASSES PUZZLING OVER inanely "SiMPLE!" CLUES and an OPEN BAR! A SHAME our ESTEEMED HOST doesn't want to SHOW THEMSELVES. We OUGHT to give them a ROYAL WELCOME!... Unless of course, it's NOT who we THINK it is."

[Gone is Bill's typically casual posture. He floats aloft, hands aflame in a pose much more reminiscent of the idols erected in his honor by generations past. His yellow hue, a bit more gold, his luminescence, brighter and more godlike than ever before. He looks positively regal; and why shouldn't he? He has company to impress, for once. All he's missing is a crown.]

"I know I'D hate to be RULED by something that CLAIMS to have POWER over what it CLEARLY DOESN'T. Between you and me, WONDERLAND could use a bit more WONDER-- HERE's a few things worth WONDERING about:

WONDER what happens if you ASK for TOO MANY REQUESTS from the CLOSETS!

WONDER how we got SO MANY different PEOPLE!

WONDER HOW INFINITE the INFINITELY deep pool REALLY is!

WONDER HOW MANY QUESTIONS IT TAKES before you WANE DOWN someone's SANITY through SHEER ANNOYANCE ALONE!

WONDER WHY we ACCEPT someone to be in POWER when they never prove WHY they DESERVE to have it.

[What? It's not treason if he poses it in the form of a question, right~?]

REMEMBER! CURIOSITY might have KILLED THE CAT, but if SCHRODINGER'S INVOLVED; there's MORE to THAT STORY!

OOC: Howdy friends! Due to rl, I'll be a bit slow on replies but everyone (yes, you, 4th wallers) are welcome to backtag this even after the 10th! Bill does have his Omniscence here, so for those unfamiliar with his character, have some handy links. He can't turn these abilities off, but I never want to use Bill's powers to ruin someone else's fun. if there is something you want/absolutely do not want, feel free to PM me any time! Happy 10th Eway~

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Your name kinda gets around on the Mirror side.

[They think he might be the first person they've met who actually speaks their language. That's very...interesting.]

But, funny story! You're not wrong. My Real might not want to admit it, but I've existed in their world. They just saw fit to RESET me away.

I won't be so easy to get rid of here.

"SO I'm TOLD."

[Or perhaps he should say, 'so I've SEEN'. If he's as popular as people have been saying, surely he has one of two inter-dimensional peepholes to view their side of arrangements from.]

"Seems this place has a PENCHANT for COLLECTING things HARD to be RID OF."

[Not that he'll ever admit being in the same boat directly of course. Have to uphold some image here!]

"MAKES you WONDER if this WORLD TARGETS what gets LOST BETWEEN THE CRACKS OF SPACETIME or if this JUST SO HAPPENS to be WHERE THOSE CRACKS LED to begin with."

So it seems. Why, even death is impermanent - not that I'm not used to that, mind. It can just get terribly dull sometimes.

[But wildly exciting in others, they'll admit it. Nothing like a good old death to shake things up, maybe get someone to admit something they wouldn't ordinarily admit! Nothing like the threat of peril to get the ball rolling again.]

The metaphysical chicken-or-the-egg question. Granted, seeing as we are talking about things that challenge your everyday spacetime norms, why not both?

Couldn't the chicken and the egg exist simultaneously? Could this world not have formed those cracks and been their result contemporaneously?

"YES. YES THEY COULD HAVE."

[FINALLY. Some ounce of INTELLIGENCE in this lot! Why does he even bother with the rest of Wonderland's residents, Clearly an army of these delightful time-breaking murder children is all Bill really needs.]

"And why is it always the CHICKEN in the SCENARIO anyway? WHAT makes the AVIAN VARIETY so SUITED to that ANALOGY?! IT MIGHT AS WELL BE AN ARTHROPOD and a SWARM of ITS a BROOD!"

[But that's just rhetoric.]

"You could say its JUST LIKE THAT, except NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL."

[Good thing time-breaking murder children is something Wonderland has in relative abundance! It's kind of fascinating, really.]

Given Wonderland's track record for things such as logic and reasoning, I wouldn't put my money on things making a great deal of sense.

[But that's fine, honestly. It's the chaos of things that allows them to take advantage. The lack of order is more or less the happy medium for a cheap copy like them to exist.]

“Who would WANT to?”

[Not him, that’s for sure.]

“I’ll be keeping an EYE on YOU, KID. I’m CURIOUS if we’ll be able to MAINTAIN contact once you’re on YOUR SIDE of the GLASS.”

[This looks like the start of a beautiful, terrible friendship. Frisk grins at him, looking altogether far too pleased about this turn of events.]

Well, you know where to find me.

"Yes. I. DO."

[Their smirk widens.]

So call me maybe.

[And with that, they sign off.]

▲ 2nd Cipher ▲ (Backdated to Midweek of the Party) OTA

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