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[thisismadfreaky]

[How many days has this been going on, again? He isn't even sure any more. He sleeps, but it's not restful because he wakes up in another version of Wonderland every time and he's awake the whole time there and-- ay dios mio, everything's a mess. He's exhausted and has taken to mainlining coffee when he's awake just to attempt to function.

And misery loves company, right?]

Does anybody else feel like time and sleep have both lost all meaning by now? Because I'm not sure I know what either of them are any more. This has to end sometime, doesn't it? Come be miserably awake with me, Wonderland. At least if we're talking, we aren't sleeping and at least it's on our own terms. Or something. I don't know, I'm tired, come keep me virtual company.

[ooc; just so y'all know, if I make public posts, everyone feel free to threadjack everywhere to everyone all the time. I love that shit. Blow it up. I welcome it.]

Comments

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[thisismadfreaky]

How do you make holy water? [Beat.] You boil the hell out of it.

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[adaptiveimmunities]

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes it's car.

...

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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[thisismadfreaky]

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

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[adaptiveimmunities]

I heard that one with shrimp.

A man walks into a bar. What's the first thing he says?

Ow!

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[thisismadfreaky]

[He chuckles.] That also works. And in a similar vein:

Two guys walk into a bar... the third one ducks.

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[adaptiveimmunities]

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesaurus.

What do you call his seeing eye dog?

Doyouthinkhesaurus Rex.

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[thisismadfreaky]

[Excuse him while he just laughs for awhile. These are ridiculous and amazing in all their terrible.]

Friend, you are possibly better at this than me. [Or he's seriously losing it on lack of sleep. Both? Both is good.]

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[adaptiveimmunities]

[He grins back.] I like to keep a stockpile of terrible jokes at the back of my mind, just in case I need them. You never know when a good groaner will come in handy.

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[thisismadfreaky]

It's good to know someone else around here appreciates these.

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[adaptiveimmunities]

People who say they don't are probably lying, because jokes like this are hilarious.

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[thisismadfreaky]

I kind of have to agree with you, there.