sugarcar: (What're you goin' on about?)
Vanellope von Schweetz ([personal profile] sugarcar) wrote in [community profile] entranceway2017-02-06 03:46 pm

Race #1 (Voice) | During the flooding

[There's sound coming through, but it's breathing sounds. Very, very relieved-sounding breathing sounds. And then, a few seconds later, a child's voice pipes up.]

Gotta question. Other than th' obvious "What is this place?", why is it floodin' in this place?

[She'd appeared right in the hallway, underwater, and in a panic managed to find herself in an empty bedroom.]

An' where is everyone? What kinda game is this?

[It may not seem obvious at first, but she doesn't even realize she's got the device on, in her panic. She's merely talking to herself.]
charlastan: Razzle Dazzle - Chicago (With sequins in their eyes?)

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[personal profile] charlastan 2017-02-18 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
[That actually makes him laugh a little.]

Eh, they get pretty old after a while - guess anything does when it won't just stay dead.

[You know, technically speaking.]

But yeah, pretty much. You've got the idea.
charlastan: Money (That's What I Want) - Barrett Strong (Lots of money)

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[personal profile] charlastan 2017-02-26 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm...I dunno. Things get pretty terrible around here. I dunno if a Pipsqueak like you can handle all the stories I've got.

[He's pretty clearly teasing her, drawing it out while he decides what event to lie about give her and entirely factual account of.]
charlastan: Razzle Dazzle - Chicago (How can they hear the truth)

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[personal profile] charlastan 2017-03-12 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright, alright...so! This one time we had...BEARS! A whoooole colony of 'em, terrorizin' everybody! And they were led by the biggest, toughest bear of them all - the MULTIBEAR! Dun, dun, duuuuun!

[That's a good start, right?]
charlastan: The Perfect Crime #1 - The Decemberists (Put a pin through your alibi)

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[personal profile] charlastan 2017-04-22 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Ugh. Kids. Never impressed by anything.]

Oh yeah? Well once, I punched a pterodactyl! Right in the kisser! Just jumped right up and wailed on him!

[And that one's not even a lie! Sure, it didn't happen in Wonderland but the point still stands.]