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[eatsyourscience]

[Because I didn't have enough entries in which Souji is cooking Souji has come to the realization that most of the people living in Wonderland is either incapable of cooking or incapable of cooking anything that doesn't have instructions.

Thus he is keeping himself busy in the food prep area, preparing curry and rice in the biggest and least questionably clean pots he could find, because this event somehow knows. He will share with anyone.

It smells delicious, btw.]

Comments

[eatsyourscience]

Spicy. [That's a little unspecific, but whatever.] Want some? There's plenty.

[urnewkingbitch]

How spicy? [It's coo'. The spicier the better, in Dave's opinion.]

Shit yeah. Finally, someone else who can cook around here. I've been fillin' in as chef since apparently nobody bothers to memorize how to make stew and whatever.

[He's going to take a plate of that deliciousness, tyvm.]

[eatsyourscience]

It's not too hot. [He doesn't have the right ingredients for that, at the moment.

He grabs a plate and fills it up before holding it out to Dave.]

Let me know what you think.

[urnewkingbitch]

[Fuck yes. He takes a bite.

....

Nooooo....]

Goddamn it. This is better than what I make. What spices did you use?

[eatsyourscience]

At home I use the curry powder my cousin buys and add ginger and red pepper.

[urnewkingbitch]

Ginger? Maybe I'll start addin' that. Not many of the recipes I used called for it. [Something to think about as he eats this delicious curry.]

Where'd you learn how to cook?

[eatsyourscience]

I taught myself based on stuff I found on the internet.

[urnewkingbitch]

Maybe I'll get to this skill in a few years, then. I'm mostly self-taught, too. I mean, Bro showed me the basics, but the rest I had to figure out and shit.

[eatsyourscience]

It's not hard to learn if it's the only way to eat a decent meal.

[urnewkingbitch]

Try livin' with my Bro for a couple weeks and you'll see how it can be hard.

[He can't count how many times he's been surprise attacked while cooking.]

[eatsyourscience]

What's he like?

[urnewkingbitch]

Chill dude, and pretty much the epitome of cool. He taught me everythin' I needed to know and how to defend myself.

[He's more hero material than Dave, but he won't say that part aloud. Souji doesn't need to know that shit.]

[eatsyourscience]

[Souji smiles a little.]

But he gave you a hard time?

[urnewkingbitch]

The dude is literally a ninja. He will surprise attack me at any given moment in our apartment, guaranteed or your money back and get a free complimentary coffee outta the business.

[eatsyourscience]

Is it like training?

[urnewkingbitch]

Yeah, sorta. Mostly for self-defense 'cause the world's not as nice as it should be.

[At least it gave him a head start in Sburb.]

[eatsyourscience]

I guess not...

[urnewkingbitch]

He's almost always been there for me. I know people kinda question his methods, but I think I turned out just fine.

[Le shrug.]

[eatsyourscience]

I think him being there is pretty significant.

[As in actually being there.

Like having a physical presence.

Even if it is fast like a ninja.]

[urnewkingbitch]

...Yeah.

[Except when he's dead. Then he's not really physically there.]

What's your family like?

[Ain't no way he's saying shit about Bro and Souji gets away scott free.]

[eatsyourscience]

I have a cousin who calls me "bro".

[urnewkingbitch]

He, she, how old is your cousin?

[eatsyourscience]

She just finished first grade. So that makes her...seven. [That sounds right. :T] I lived with her and my uncle for the last year.