Video

[moraloutrage]

[Early in the morning, the network will be greeted by the video feed of an intense young man in a school uniform. He maintains that intensity as he begins his declarations.]

Good morning, people of wonderland! This is Kiyotaka Ishimaru. If we have not met before, I am a student from Hope's Peak Academy, where I am known as the Super High School Level Public Morals Committee Member! We have endured quite some events lately, haven't we? They have resulted in several delays of this message, but I will not wait any longer and risk becoming a procrastinator! I am addressing you all today to make a few announcements, so listen up!

There are two proposals I would like to put forth. The first is to set up an arrangement that I organized the last time that I was trapped somewhere. Every morning, anyone who so wishes is free to join me in the dining hall for breakfast! There, we can swap information to keep ourselves updated about the mysteries of this place while we prepare for the day!

Secondly, who's up for some serious studying?! I have noticed that there is no formal education system in place in this world, and this is a crying shame! However, in the absence of a school, it is important that we keep our minds sharp. This is no excuse to slack off! So, I think that it is also important to organize study groups. We can meet up in the library regularly and coordinate our studies of the the wealth of knowledge contained there! There may be some language barriers to deal with, as I have noticed that the books in the library do not translate like our spoken words do. However, I am sure that we will be able to work around that! This will also be a valuable opportunity for me to work more on my studies of English, so I welcome the challenge!

[With that, he smiles and practically chuckles.]

That will be all for today! I urge everyone to do your best and work hard in any and all of your daily endeavors! [And with that, he stops the feed.]

Comments

[moraloutrage]

Yes!

*Perhaps!

I apologize. My answer might actually be 'perhaps'. I do not know for sure! I feel like I would miss the way it feels to turn through a book. And also, I would need room to exercise too! One should train the body as well as the mind, after all!

[ssmisery]

Now you're just getting demanding.

[moraloutrage]

I am?!

You are right, I must be! I should be more humble with my requests. Please, forget that I said anything!

[ssmisery]

That'll be hard. You say some pretty memorable things.

[moraloutrage]

I do? I am flattered to hear that and also sorry for the difficulty that this presents!

I also must apologise if this is something that should be obvious to me, but are you someone I know already?

[ssmisery]

Not really. I'm pretty sure we only talked once.

[moraloutrage]

Ah, so we have talked once before at the very least! I wonder, could that have been the other conversation in which I tested my studies of the act of texting?!

[ssmisery]

It's not like I keep track of your texting habits. How should I know?

[moraloutrage]

I do not know. For you, it would depend on your own memory. But as for me, I know that I have only taken part in a texting conversation once in the past. If you have 'texted' with me before, then that has to be it!

However, I do not believe that I got your name!

[ssmisery]

Oh, yeah. That does sound like me.

[moraloutrage]

It does?! That is good to hear. In this case, it absolutely must be you, without any room for debate!

Now, I'd like to ask once more. May I ask your name?

[ssmisery]

[there will be no further responses]

[moraloutrage]

[He tries resending the message a few times in vain before giving up.]