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entranceway2016-03-14 10:49 am
cuteshit) wrote in entranceway2016-03-14 10:49 am
Entry tags:
- bioshock: elizabeth,
- marble hornets: alex kralie,
- marvel: rocket,
- over the garden wall: beatrice,
- over the garden wall: wirt,
- persona 4: kanji tatsumi,
- rick and morty: rick,
- steven universe: amethyst,
- the last of us: ellie,
- the vampire diaries: bonnie bennett,
- the vampire diaries: caroline forbes,
- undertale: alphys,
- undertale: chara,
- undertale: sans,
- undertale: undyne
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[The concept of other worlds isn't as surprising as it would have been to him a year ago, but Kanji is used to jumping into them on his own terms-- aside from his first visit to the other side of the TV. His first thought is that this is some other part of the TV world, some corner of it he's never seen before, but there's no fog, no shadows-- it doesn't feel the same. That doesn't mean much, considering they supposedly fixed that place the last time they were there, but who knew? Wasn't the first time they thought they'd solved the case, though he'd been pretty damn sure it had been for real this time around.
After some exploration, he finally stops somewhere on the third floor and turns his attention to the device he'd shown up with in his pocket, his cell phone from home nowhere to be found. Probably a good idea to make sure he's not wandering around here on his own, anyway, though if it is anything like the TV world, there was a good chance he wouldn't like whatever answered him.
If something nasty did turn up, at least he wasn't helpless. Nobody ever would have used that word to describe him, he's pretty damn sure, but shadows were a hell of a lot less intimidating when you had a Persona to help you out. He'd put his Teddie glasses on out of habit, but it hadn't taken long at all to figure out he didn't need them-- so what the hell was this place?]
so uh
anyone out there? not just shoutin into the void, am i?
dude if this is another kidnapping, lemme tell you, this ain't my first rodeo
i've had a lot of practice beatin the crap out of assholes like you!
if there's anyone friendly out there it'd be good to know, but anyone who tries to screw with me is gonna get their ass pounded!
[He probably could have phrased that better.]
After some exploration, he finally stops somewhere on the third floor and turns his attention to the device he'd shown up with in his pocket, his cell phone from home nowhere to be found. Probably a good idea to make sure he's not wandering around here on his own, anyway, though if it is anything like the TV world, there was a good chance he wouldn't like whatever answered him.
If something nasty did turn up, at least he wasn't helpless. Nobody ever would have used that word to describe him, he's pretty damn sure, but shadows were a hell of a lot less intimidating when you had a Persona to help you out. He'd put his Teddie glasses on out of habit, but it hadn't taken long at all to figure out he didn't need them-- so what the hell was this place?]
so uh
anyone out there? not just shoutin into the void, am i?
dude if this is another kidnapping, lemme tell you, this ain't my first rodeo
i've had a lot of practice beatin the crap out of assholes like you!
if there's anyone friendly out there it'd be good to know, but anyone who tries to screw with me is gonna get their ass pounded!
[He probably could have phrased that better.]
text 1/?? stay tuned
clap
2/??
really
really frightened the pants off me for a minute there
3/??
absolutely
not done to death at all
4/??
shit buddy i'm shaking in my vans
5/FORGIVE ME NOW I'M DONE
and not a total dumbass
so let me ask you this
are first impressions always this tough for you
oh my god
i'm so sorry alex is a douche
[Yes.]
frankly i'm offended you even had to ask
i'm so sorry kanji is just angry and dumb in response but this is amazing already
[He might have already punched a hole into a wall somewhere, maybe.]
you can't tell me that people actually show up here and are freakin calm about being kidnapped
of course i'm freakin out!
he's just being trolled by this obnoxious hipster asshole oh god
such a unique response
your a real special snowflake aren't you
two words my friend:
alien
abduction
cries and he believes it too
[Because rogue goddesses and serial killers weren't enough.]
NO KANJI DON'T
[Little joke. because he died like a few weeks ago. Ha. Hahahahahahaa.]
this is like some straight-up close encounters shit
abduction counts as the fourth kind i'm pretty sure
better watch it buddy
by the time they get to seven your getting into probing territory
that's butt stuff no one likes that
HE CAN'T HELP IT
fighting aliens can't be any worse than fighting
other stuff
[he's still not supposed to talk to people about shadows right? probably? probably.]
sobs
i'm so glad he gets to be so dumb in his very first thread
alex is never letting him forget this
seems only fair you give me the same
GOOD
they could turn up anywhere
shadows, man. they'll eat you alive given the chance.
[Not literally. Maybe?]
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doesn't have the same ring as aliens
there way scarier
all slimy and like, eight feet tall
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pretty sure there are shadows just like that
i bet you're pullin my leg
this place doesn't even look like a spaceship
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place is all in your head man
you ever seen the matrix
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[Apparently that's the part that concerns him.]
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telling me
you have never seen
the masterpiece
that is the matrix?????????
[Clearly this must be fixed immediately.]
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only one of the best movies ever made
i am ashamed sir ashamed
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we've got like one movie theater and hardly ever get anything foreign
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past tense buddy come on we're not savages
i lived in fucking alabama i still saw shit when i wanted to
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