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[cuteshit]

[The concept of other worlds isn't as surprising as it would have been to him a year ago, but Kanji is used to jumping into them on his own terms-- aside from his first visit to the other side of the TV. His first thought is that this is some other part of the TV world, some corner of it he's never seen before, but there's no fog, no shadows-- it doesn't feel the same. That doesn't mean much, considering they supposedly fixed that place the last time they were there, but who knew? Wasn't the first time they thought they'd solved the case, though he'd been pretty damn sure it had been for real this time around.

After some exploration, he finally stops somewhere on the third floor and turns his attention to the device he'd shown up with in his pocket, his cell phone from home nowhere to be found. Probably a good idea to make sure he's not wandering around here on his own, anyway, though if it is anything like the TV world, there was a good chance he wouldn't like whatever answered him.

If something nasty did turn up, at least he wasn't helpless. Nobody ever would have used that word to describe him, he's pretty damn sure, but shadows were a hell of a lot less intimidating when you had a Persona to help you out. He'd put his Teddie glasses on out of habit, but it hadn't taken long at all to figure out he didn't need them-- so what the hell was this place?]

so uh
anyone out there? not just shoutin into the void, am i?
dude if this is another kidnapping, lemme tell you, this ain't my first rodeo
i've had a lot of practice beatin the crap out of assholes like you!
if there's anyone friendly out there it'd be good to know, but anyone who tries to screw with me is gonna get their ass pounded!

[He probably could have phrased that better.]

Comments

text 1/?? stay tuned

[rosswood]

slow





clap

2/??

[rosswood]

no really gold star
really
really frightened the pants off me for a minute there

3/??

[rosswood]

definitely the first person to try threatening wonderland
absolutely
not done to death at all

4/??

[rosswood]

ohhh man i wasn't scared before but now
shit buddy i'm shaking in my vans

5/FORGIVE ME NOW I'M DONE

[rosswood]

so i'm guessing your reasonably intelligent
and not a total dumbass
so let me ask you this

are first impressions always this tough for you

video;

[eatsyourscience]

[ It takes Souji a moment or two to respond because this seems really surreal somehow, even for Wonderland, and after the thing with the stars and memories, it's honestly a little hard to think this is real.

He ultimately goes for video when he does respond though, because that will just be so much easier.]

Kanji?

[Aaaand that's it.]

[cuteshit]

[Kanji has to fumble with the device a little before he manages to get video working; his phone back home might have been able to do it, too, but he's never had a lot of use for it-- not to mention he kind of fumbles his way through most things that don't involve crocheting? Still, he manages it, and his video feed is only a little bit lopsided.]

Whoa, Senpai?

[He looks startled for a moment, but mostly relieved.]

I was hopin' you'd turn up-- I figured it couldn't be just me this time around. You okay?

(the icon struggle is in fact real <3)

[text]

[beatupgrass]

don't strain yourself, kid.

[text]

[cuteshit]

can't expect a guy not to get pissed about this!
i found the, what, the brochure thing? like this is some kind of damn tourist trap?
none of it makes any sense!

text

[uncaging]

You're not the only one who's been brought here against their will.

[cuteshit]

better than bein here alone, but not great that people are bein kidnapped
do you remember how you got here? did someone grab you or anything?

text;

[backpacking]

Wow buddy. There are kids here.
Watch your language.

[ ellie u little shit ]

text;

[cuteshit]

crap, really?

[He is, apparently, actually concerned about this.]

shit, I didn't realize
I MEAN
damn it

[text]

[songofhappiness]

[ wtf? ]

Is this how you always approach kidnappings?

[text]

[songofhappiness]

And has this approach actually worked for you before?

we will ignore that mess up of mine

[songofhappiness]

'Cause I don't think it's gonna do you a lot of good.

text

[brainmeme]

LOL woa there tuff guy. dont freak out or nothin.
everyone heres friendly.
mostly.

text

[cuteshit]

yeah like i ain't heard that one before
it's the "mostly" part that's got me worried

text

[ngah]

is this what i sounded like???????

text

[cuteshit]

i don't know??
i mean anyone in their right mind WOULD
who the hell wouldn't freak out about this

text

[fulllifeconsequences]

It is I, the mastermind. Insidious ruler over this ridiculous playpen.

You got me. I am found at last. I could not counter your cunning plan of shouting at your neighbours.

[It sounds like Kanji's already had the piss pretty thoroughly taken out of him by now, but how can Chara refuse pulling that line on Brave Headstrong Heroes who come in swinging? It's a tough job, but somebody has to be an irritating shitlord.]

text

[cuteshit]

shit, you think i don't know you're pullin my leg
startin to REALLY feel like beatin the shit out of someone!

[Yeah, he's been pretty thoroughly trolled by now, not that he didn't invite it by essentially getting on the network swinging.]

[video]

[punful]

well, have you ever punched an entire world before? it's not easy.

[video]

[cuteshit]

Wh-what?

[Give him a moment, Sans. It's not clicking just yet.]

[video]

[wriggedywrecked]

Holy shit did you j-just offer to assfuck the entire population of Wonderland. Jesus Christ even on m-my worst days I'm not that desperate.

[video]

[cuteshit]

Wh-- NO!

[crap crap crap]

That's not what I meant!

[video]

[sciencelizard]

I-It's, uh, p-probably not a good idea to, uhm, f-fight anyone, actually! T-There's, uhm, not really, a-anyone to fight, l-like that.

[video]

[cuteshit]

There's gotta be someone.

[Come on, anything otherwise would be impossible, right?]

This place can't just be people who've been kidnapped, that doesn't make any sense!

voice

[ateherdirt]

[Beatrice still doesn't understand the point of texting, even now that she has fingers. So she'll just respond with voice.]

By all means, pound all the asses you want. It won't help anything.

voice

[cuteshit]

Maybe not, but it'll make me feel a hell of a lot better.

[Therapy through violence. He needs a catharsis right now, okay.]

text!

[goeth]

[ omg why does her device keep buzzing bonnie is trying to concentrate!!! ]

there are a lot of friendly ppl here but idt this is the way to make friends with them :\

[cuteshit]

[put it on silent and turn off the vibrate function bonnie gosh]

how was i supposed to know people were friendly, huh?
usually when you get nabbed you don't exactly have people waitin with milk and cookies wherever you end up
i just wanted to know if there was ANYONE out there
got my answer i guess. some people have been pretty okay, not sure about some others

[so which kind are you]

Text

[singloversing]

[Oh no. Oh no, even through text this guy sounds like he's going to destroy Wirt personally. Which...probably isn't true, but it's hard not to shake that instinct. At least through text he won't stammer and stumble over his words.]

Beating people up probably won't help?
Everyone else here was kidnapped too, and would probably like, rather not get pummeled on top of it?

[A pause.]

Wait did you say you've actually been kidnapped before?

[cuteshit]

[All the yelling probably doesn't help. He even yells in text, for crying out loud. Sorry in advance, Wirt.]

well i'm not pummelin anyone who ain't guilty!
just feels like there oughtta be SOMEONE around here to lay into for this

yeah, awhile back. been more than half a year now, but it happened
can't say i was a fan of it then either