entranceway | video; attention everyone: stan pines is the worst, probably

[ Hello Wonderland! Have a girl who may or may not be familiar to some of you appearing on screen, curly hair wild and her face trying to hold a serious expression but failing. Her amusement is cracking through, and she's not doing much to stop it. ]

Hey everyone. You're probably wondering what this is about, but gimme a sec. There's just a little bit of explanation that needs to be out there first.

[ Just casually clearing her throat for effect. She wants to enjoy this, okay? ]

When I first got here about five months ago, Stan Pines and I made a bet. Very loose terms were negotiated. Stan lost, and I've been holding out on giving him his "prize."

[ Because she wanted to be able to spring it on him as a surprise, which she's finally doing today. Surprise, Stan!! Happy unbirthday. ]

I'm changing that today, though. That's why today, I'm calling Stan Pines out! I probably could have just gone up to him in person instead of broadcasting where everyone can see it, but where's the fun in that, right?

[ GRINNING. ]

Stan! ...Stanley? It's gotta be Stanley, right? [ She never asked what "Stan" is short for, in his case... ] --Whatever, you know who you are! You're officially being challenged. For losing our bet, you must run up and down one of the hallways of the mansion--I don't care what floor--in your underwear while screaming about how much you hate money. Make sure to sell it. No half-assed yelling, got it? Make sure the floors above and below can hear you.

[ Pointing at the camera now, Selina offers a cheeky look. Is this childish? Yeah, very. But what do you want? He was the grown man who agreed to such a ridiculous bet in the first place, he should have known what he was walking in to. ]

And in case anyone can't make it to watch, don't worry. I'll be recording it. You know, we should really start a Wonderland video scrapbook.

[ A laugh, and the feed cuts out. Hopefully Wonderland has a sense of humour. ]

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sell tickets
even better I'LL sell tickets
i want front row seats to this

[If there isn't already a "Stan Pines is an Asshole" club, Alex wants to found one like, immediately.]

why didn't i think of that

but you know what, it'd be cruel to deprive anyone of seeing this. admission is free, kids!!

[ See, Selina actually likes Stan. But she also finds the idea of embarrassing the hell out of him hilarious. ]

alright fair enough
you make a good point

so i'm kind of a film director
mind if i bring a camera
you know for posterity's sake

i tend to do that.

dude, go for it. knock yourself out, just make sure you show me if you make any funny edits with it. watching this in slow-mo would be amazing.

you know what, just for you and just because this whole thing is solid gold

i'm gonna do it
i'm gonna make stanley pines wonderland's first meme

amazing

the best part is that he probably won't even understand
oh my god
memes are one thing wonderland has been missing for way too long

our meme economy is seriously deprived
we're gonna turn this into a chain-email
play unfitting music
the whole nine yards

god yes
i'm thinking something dramatic
maybe a little sad
then cut to a shot of a dollar bill crying

someone get me a soundbyte of ave maria stat
if we're gonna do this we're gonna do it right

well obviously
and a black and white filter over it
slow panning, too

oh never fear i know all the little touches to add
we're gonna forward this to every sucker in wonderland

we'll flood their inboxes
no one will know what's hit them until it's too late
and the stan pines meme will go down in wonderland history

we're about to usher in the golden age of memes
man how have we not met yet
i'm alex btw

i have no idea
feels like we should have tbh
call me cat
nice to meet ya, even if it's through text

video doesn't really work for me
long story lots of bitching and not a lot of explanation
text is better trust me

.....
okay, whatever man. i probably don't want to hear it anyway
text it is
though i was referring more to the possibility of meeting outside the network eventually

tell you what i'll bring popcorn for this little shindig and we can get acquainted

sounds perfect
lookin forward to it
be prepared to share that popcorn

[ She could totally bring her own, but there's no fun in that!! ]

you know it