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[ Hello Wonderland! Have a girl who may or may not be familiar to some of you appearing on screen, curly hair wild and her face trying to hold a serious expression but failing. Her amusement is cracking through, and she's not doing much to stop it. ]

Hey everyone. You're probably wondering what this is about, but gimme a sec. There's just a little bit of explanation that needs to be out there first.

[ Just casually clearing her throat for effect. She wants to enjoy this, okay? ]

When I first got here about five months ago, Stan Pines and I made a bet. Very loose terms were negotiated. Stan lost, and I've been holding out on giving him his "prize."

[ Because she wanted to be able to spring it on him as a surprise, which she's finally doing today. Surprise, Stan!! Happy unbirthday. ]

I'm changing that today, though. That's why today, I'm calling Stan Pines out! I probably could have just gone up to him in person instead of broadcasting where everyone can see it, but where's the fun in that, right?

[ GRINNING. ]

Stan! ...Stanley? It's gotta be Stanley, right? [ She never asked what "Stan" is short for, in his case... ] --Whatever, you know who you are! You're officially being challenged. For losing our bet, you must run up and down one of the hallways of the mansion--I don't care what floor--in your underwear while screaming about how much you hate money. Make sure to sell it. No half-assed yelling, got it? Make sure the floors above and below can hear you.

[ Pointing at the camera now, Selina offers a cheeky look. Is this childish? Yeah, very. But what do you want? He was the grown man who agreed to such a ridiculous bet in the first place, he should have known what he was walking in to. ]

And in case anyone can't make it to watch, don't worry. I'll be recording it. You know, we should really start a Wonderland video scrapbook.

[ A laugh, and the feed cuts out. Hopefully Wonderland has a sense of humour. ]

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I have no idea what this is about but anything to do with embarrassing the Pines I'm in. Hope he sucks up, kid.

oh, he'll suck up. i'll make sure of that.

[ She hasn't got the "how" figured out just yet, but that'll be easy. She'll worry if he tries to duck out. ]

pleased to be of service for all your embarrassing pines needs.

[This sounds fun.]

So what'd he do? Or not do?

M-Mister Pines really has to do that?!

[ snnnoooort ]

Fuckin' hell, what'd he do?

sell tickets
even better I'LL sell tickets
i want front row seats to this

[If there isn't already a "Stan Pines is an Asshole" club, Alex wants to found one like, immediately.]

[he's just....laughing his ass off.]

[ It'll be even more fun once Stan does the thing. ]

we made a bet. it was pretty boring, he just thought i'd get sick of wonderland after a week or two of being here. whoever won got to make the other do something embarrassing.

since i won, well. we get to enjoy the show.

Yup.

[ She probably sounds more entertained than she should, honestly. ]

He'll live. It's not like I'm making him superman down the stairs, or something.

He was dumb enough to make a bet with me.

[ Smug af. ]

Loser had to do something embarrassing, chosen by the winner. Since he lost and probably thought I forgot about it at this point, I figured I'd surprise him.

HOLY SHIT I'M GETTING THIS ON FILM OH MY GOD.

[It's never a good thing when someone calls him out by name like that and he bristles automatically. But the message goes on and the terms are laid out and Stan's twitching.]

Ugh, I was hopin' you forgot about this...

[Damn kid. He shrugs though, trying to make a big show of not caring, but it's just as much of an act as his Mr. Mystery routine.]

But hey, if that's the best you've got for me then I guess a bet's a bet. [He cackles a little.] Pretty sure me runnin' around in my underwear is more of a punishment for everyone else though!

[It's a dodge though, because that isn't the part that will be the hardest. The hardest part will be screaming about how much he hates money, his one true love in his life. Selina's got him good here, and he's pretty sure she knows it.]

why didn't i think of that

but you know what, it'd be cruel to deprive anyone of seeing this. admission is free, kids!!

[ See, Selina actually likes Stan. But she also finds the idea of embarrassing the hell out of him hilarious. ]

I take that to mean you'll be showing up for the event?

[ The fact that she's grinning is obvious in her tone. ]

It's a once in a lifetime opportunity.

alright fair enough
you make a good point

so i'm kind of a film director
mind if i bring a camera
you know for posterity's sake

Do it! We can have everyone who shows up film it so later we can enjoy it from all angles!

[ Seriously, why does Wonderland not have YouTube. ]

I know you were. That was the point.

[ She'd wanted to lull him into a false sense of security, that's why it's taken her almost half a year to actually. His reaction is a bit disappointing, but he's got to be covering up his real one to make it seem like this is just rolling off his back like nothing. There's no way this doesn't bother him just a little bit. ]

That might be true, but I think we can all suck it up this one time to find it funny. Just because it's a punishment for everyone doesn't mean that it isn't one for you, too.

[ And come on, she had to add something more to it than just him yelling about hating money. No pants is the first thing on the list of "embarrassing things" that people think about. ]

I didn't expect you to be such a good sport about the whole thing, not gonna lie.

i tend to do that.

dude, go for it. knock yourself out, just make sure you show me if you make any funny edits with it. watching this in slow-mo would be amazing.

you know what, just for you and just because this whole thing is solid gold

i'm gonna do it
i'm gonna make stanley pines wonderland's first meme

So if we see an unclothed man yelling like a deranged lunatic in the near future, we're not to worry. Noted.

_{[Anders doesn't have a clue who this girl besides the fact she'd been there to play with some cats, nor does he know how she'd pulled one over on the old guy, but who cares? This is gold. More power to the youth.]}

I hope he doesn't have a heart condition that this exercise is going to aggravate.

_{[But Anders doesn't look or sound all that concerned at the prospect of elder abuse. It's a prank that seems all in good fun, and if Stan does have a heart attack in a hallway, Wonderland is the best place to do it.]}

This is gonna be good.

What was the bet, if I can ask?

omg

[That's it, Henry's laughing too hard for anything else.]

He should have known better. That's a bet destined to fail.

I honestly can't tell if I want to see that or not.

A video scrapbook sounds great!

... Y-You're just making do that one thing, right...? N-Nothing else? You won't hurt him?

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