video; attention everyone: stan pines is the worst, probably

[littlestreetcat]

[ Hello Wonderland! Have a girl who may or may not be familiar to some of you appearing on screen, curly hair wild and her face trying to hold a serious expression but failing. Her amusement is cracking through, and she's not doing much to stop it. ]

Hey everyone. You're probably wondering what this is about, but gimme a sec. There's just a little bit of explanation that needs to be out there first.

[ Just casually clearing her throat for effect. She wants to enjoy this, okay? ]

When I first got here about five months ago, Stan Pines and I made a bet. Very loose terms were negotiated. Stan lost, and I've been holding out on giving him his "prize."

[ Because she wanted to be able to spring it on him as a surprise, which she's finally doing today. Surprise, Stan!! Happy unbirthday. ]

I'm changing that today, though. That's why today, I'm calling Stan Pines out! I probably could have just gone up to him in person instead of broadcasting where everyone can see it, but where's the fun in that, right?

[ GRINNING. ]

Stan! ...Stanley? It's gotta be Stanley, right? [ She never asked what "Stan" is short for, in his case... ] --Whatever, you know who you are! You're officially being challenged. For losing our bet, you must run up and down one of the hallways of the mansion--I don't care what floor--in your underwear while screaming about how much you hate money. Make sure to sell it. No half-assed yelling, got it? Make sure the floors above and below can hear you.

[ Pointing at the camera now, Selina offers a cheeky look. Is this childish? Yeah, very. But what do you want? He was the grown man who agreed to such a ridiculous bet in the first place, he should have known what he was walking in to. ]

And in case anyone can't make it to watch, don't worry. I'll be recording it. You know, we should really start a Wonderland video scrapbook.

[ A laugh, and the feed cuts out. Hopefully Wonderland has a sense of humour. ]

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[littlestreetcat]

oh, he'll suck up. i'll make sure of that.

[ She hasn't got the "how" figured out just yet, but that'll be easy. She'll worry if he tries to duck out. ]

pleased to be of service for all your embarrassing pines needs.

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[righthemisphere]

[This sounds fun.]

So what'd he do? Or not do?

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[littlestreetcat]

[ It'll be even more fun once Stan does the thing. ]

we made a bet. it was pretty boring, he just thought i'd get sick of wonderland after a week or two of being here. whoever won got to make the other do something embarrassing.

since i won, well. we get to enjoy the show.

[righthemisphere]

He should have known better. That's a bet destined to fail.

[littlestreetcat]

right?

i'm almost sad that he'll probably learn from the mistake and i'll never get to do this again

[righthemisphere]

Well, we can always hope not. I'll give you a tip about guys, we never learn.

[littlestreetcat]

that's true, you're all kinda dumb that way
old dudes seem especially stubborn

[righthemisphere]

We get worse with age, definitely.

I'm Raleigh, by the way.

[littlestreetcat]

hey nice to meet you
i'm cat
i'm probably best known for harassing the geezers around here

[righthemisphere]

If there's anything to be known for that's a good one. I'll consider myself lucky I'm not old.

[littlestreetcat]

as you should
for that and the fact that no one ages here
not that age REALLY stops me from harrassing anyone
but you know, some of em are funnier than others and those ones tend to be the old ones

[righthemisphere]

I wasn't going to be surprised if I never saw myself turning 30, I just didn't think it would be this way.

[littlestreetcat]

i feel you
though i might not mind the no ageing thing if i was a little older
sticking me as a kid for god knows how long though? thanks, wonderland