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[ Hello Wonderland! Have a girl who may or may not be familiar to some of you appearing on screen, curly hair wild and her face trying to hold a serious expression but failing. Her amusement is cracking through, and she's not doing much to stop it. ]

Hey everyone. You're probably wondering what this is about, but gimme a sec. There's just a little bit of explanation that needs to be out there first.

[ Just casually clearing her throat for effect. She wants to enjoy this, okay? ]

When I first got here about five months ago, Stan Pines and I made a bet. Very loose terms were negotiated. Stan lost, and I've been holding out on giving him his "prize."

[ Because she wanted to be able to spring it on him as a surprise, which she's finally doing today. Surprise, Stan!! Happy unbirthday. ]

I'm changing that today, though. That's why today, I'm calling Stan Pines out! I probably could have just gone up to him in person instead of broadcasting where everyone can see it, but where's the fun in that, right?

[ GRINNING. ]

Stan! ...Stanley? It's gotta be Stanley, right? [ She never asked what "Stan" is short for, in his case... ] --Whatever, you know who you are! You're officially being challenged. For losing our bet, you must run up and down one of the hallways of the mansion--I don't care what floor--in your underwear while screaming about how much you hate money. Make sure to sell it. No half-assed yelling, got it? Make sure the floors above and below can hear you.

[ Pointing at the camera now, Selina offers a cheeky look. Is this childish? Yeah, very. But what do you want? He was the grown man who agreed to such a ridiculous bet in the first place, he should have known what he was walking in to. ]

And in case anyone can't make it to watch, don't worry. I'll be recording it. You know, we should really start a Wonderland video scrapbook.

[ A laugh, and the feed cuts out. Hopefully Wonderland has a sense of humour. ]

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Yup.

[ She probably sounds more entertained than she should, honestly. ]

He'll live. It's not like I'm making him superman down the stairs, or something.

... Y-You're just making do that one thing, right...? N-Nothing else? You won't hurt him?

Of course I'm not gonna hurt him.

[ She looks almost offended that someone could think that she would. ]

It's only a prank. He'll seriously be fine, just maybe a little embarrassed.

[As someone who has been on the bad end of some pretty cruel pranks, she can't help but worry. No offense. Some days you just can't trust anybody.]

Okay... um... i-if you say so... I trust you.

I do say so.

[ Nodding. She might be being kind of an ass with this prank, but only because she knows that Stan can handle it. That comment about trust doesn't sound terribly genuine, though... ]

He's a tough old dude and this is pretty tame, all things considered.

... I didn't know old people could g-get pranked... I th-thought it was just a school thing...

Nah, anyone can get pranked just like anyone can pull pranks. Doesn't matter how old you are or even who you are.

... So it could never end, I see...

[hello darkness my old friend]

[ ... ]

What, you get pranked a lot?

Ah! Um! I-I'm sorry, I shouldn't have brought it up!

[ Whether Mikan means for it to or not, that answers Selina's question. ]

There's a difference between this and picking on someone, you know. I'm doing this because Stan and I get along, not because I want to see him suffer, or something.

[ She frowns, but it's a concerned frown. ]

If people pulled pranks on you that were meant to hurt you, that's not cool.

... W-well... If you and Mister Pines like each other... th-that's all that matters, right?

I'd say so. He knows it's all in fun. It was his idea for the loser of the bet to have to do something embarrassing, anyway.

... H-He's very confident.

That's for sure. Arguably one of his better traits.

Oh yes, he has a lot of good traits!

Well, I don't know about a lot...

[ Her voice is teasing though, the smirk on her face making it evident that she's only joking.

Yeah, Stan's got some rough traits, but he's got some good ones, too. Not that it's something she'd ever say to him. ]

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