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[didntknowbest]

[The video feed clicks on, and... it's just a black screen. Looks like somebody left the lens cap on, or something. At least you can hear her voice.]

Greetings. My name is Toriel. I am... new to Wonderland, apparently. I am also a monster.

I do not know much about this place yet, but. It is my understanding that most of you here are humans. You may have already seen some of my kind around here, but as many of us can look very different, I still would like to remind you. There is no need to be intimidated. I am just a- wait, did I...

[She trails off, and there's the sound of footsteps getting closer- the obstruction comes away, to reveal her face, smiling a bit.]

I am sorry, I have never been terribly good with these things. Anyway, I am just a silly little lady, and I do not mean you any harm. I look forward to getting to know all of you.

[Toriel pauses again, her expression sombering slightly.]

Also... to anybody from the birthday party that I interrupted. I am terribly sorry. I did not mean to cause such a scene.

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[rosswood]

your a goat

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[didntknowbest]

Technically I am a Boss Monster. I have been told that I am goat-like though, yes!

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[rosswood]

wouldn't happen to know a pair of skeletons would you

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[didntknowbest]

I believe I only know one skeleton. I have seen the other but I do not think we have really gotten a chance to talk yet.

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[rosswood]

aw christ
so your one of those
how many of you are there

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[didntknowbest]

[...Well, that sure wasn't a reaction she was expecting.]
I... do not know for sure? I have not been present for the census for a long time, but I would assume that we are still somewhere in the thousands.

If you are referring to how many of us are here though, then I can not tell you. I only just arrived here.

Do you... have some kind of problem with monsters?

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[rosswood]

there's just a lot of you here all of a sudden
weird





or not so weird i guess
whatever
just don't piss off the kids

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[didntknowbest]

Oh. I think I know which one you are referring to.

Have they harmed you in some way?

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[rosswood]

harmed me???
they goddamn killed me
like an asshole

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[didntknowbest]

Ah. Of course they did.

They did the same to me. Then I ended up here.

Is that what happened to you too, then? Did you know them on the surface, maybe?

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[rosswood]

nah i died here
we get like five deaths in wonderland and the place brings us back
and that little weirdo took one of mine
knife-happy freak

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[didntknowbest]

Well. That is... strange, but good to know I suppose.

Have you told the others about this? They seem to have somehow fooled people here into believing they are harmless.

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[rosswood]

you kidding me
i give everyone a heads-up
it's not like there exactly subtle
the red eyes and the smirking and talking about death
it's a dead giveaway that they're some kind of exorcist nightmare

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[didntknowbest]

...Are you sure you are talking about Frisk? That description of them does not really seem to match what little of them that I have seen. Unless they act differently with you.

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[rosswood]

who the fuck is frisk

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[didntknowbest]

The child that killed me? They may not have told you their name.

Unless there is another child like that here. I hope that there is not...

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[rosswood]

what
there's TWO of them
goddamnit

i meant that little chara sociopath

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[didntknowbest]

...Excuse me?

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[rosswood]

oh shit have you not met them
there the worst
killed a bunch of people
watch your back

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[didntknowbest]

Chara is my child. I know them better than anyone else here.

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[rosswood]

what

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[rosswood]

ohhhhhhhhhh








shit

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[rosswood]

well
i mean
i'm not really one to judge parenting but
have you noticed that your kid is a fucking murderer

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[rosswood]

like i'm not exaggerating here
shanked me and then a fish person just for kicks

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[rosswood]

so now i've got this question
nothing serious