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[walkingheroin]

Now, I get what you were going for here, but I must say, it’s just not working for me at all. Where’s the music? The entertainment? The escapism? Most people go to a bar to get away from their problems and the mediocrity of their lives, not to be surrounded by another place as equally drab and boring!

[Lucifer is clearly at the bar, and while it’s likely quite lovely and fine, this is The Devil we’re talking about. He’s not satisfied with much that he doesn’t do himself.]

This won’t do at all! Do you even have anyone hooking up in this bar or does everyone walk back to their rooms sad, alone and feeling sorry for themselves? It’s pathetic, really.

[He suddenly appears as if he’s had a revelation of sorts, though honestly he probably started this knowing exactly where he was taking it.]

Never fear, citizens of Wonderland. I’ll make sure you’re all able to partake in some real debauchery very soon.

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[rosswood]

are you threatening to make this place worse than it already is
cause uh
don't do that

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[walkingheroin]

I suppose that depends on your definition of worse. I think it will be much better, personally.

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[rosswood]

does your definition of better involve alcohol

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[walkingheroin]

And plenty of it.

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[rosswood]

that's one for the plus column
does your definition also include death

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[walkingheroin]

Of course not. What do you take me for? A monster?

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[rosswood]

just saying we've got plenty of those here already
so it wouldn't be like
a new thing

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[walkingheroin]

I only kill people who deserve it.

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[rosswood]

gosh!!!!! how consoling!!!!!!! wow!!!!!!!!! we sure do love arbitrary judges of who gets to live or die around here!!!!!!

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[walkingheroin]

Did your finger slip or are you trying to type like an idiot?

Punishing the wicked is my specialty. You have nothing to worry about unless you're an obscenely horrible person.

So. Are you worried?

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[rosswood]

it's called sarcasm
maybe you've heard of it though i wouldn't bank on it personally

what the hell does that make you

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[walkingheroin]

I was using it. Fantastic job on noticing.

What an interesting choice of words, considering that makes me the Devil.

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[rosswood]

w o A HHHHHh mindblowing snark there good JOB buddy

alright in that case i'm the goddamn queen of sheba
look i can flaunt titles too

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[walkingheroin]

Except in this case, you're a liar and I'm not.

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[rosswood]

uh oh golly gee will you have to punish me now














ok that came out way kinkier than i wanted it to

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[walkingheroin]

Everyone lies, so unless you're up to something far more devious, then no.

If you're asking to be spanked like the naughty thing you're attempting to be, then I suppose I can indulge you.

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[rosswood]

uh no thanks
i'm spoken for pal
i don't swing in the direction of satanic entities

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[walkingheroin]

You don't particularly seem like my type, either. I just like inflicting pain on irritating pests.

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[rosswood]

so how do you function if your constantly hurting yourself

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[walkingheroin]

Maybe I like it.

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[rosswood]

yowza

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[walkingheroin]

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