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entranceway2016-06-07 10:01 pm
ghflskhu_ph) wrote in entranceway2016-06-07 10:01 pm
Entry tags:
- a song of ice and fire: arya stark,
- axis powers hetalia: england,
- bioshock: elizabeth,
- borderlands: handsome jack,
- firefly: river tam,
- gravity falls: bill cipher,
- gravity falls: dipper pines,
- gravity falls: mabel pines,
- gravity falls: stanford pines,
- life is strange: max caulfield,
- marble hornets: alex kralie,
- over the garden wall: greg,
- over the garden wall: wirt,
- rick and morty: rick,
- the last of us: ellie,
- the mummy: evelyn carnahan,
- undertale: alphys,
- undertale: chara,
- undertale: mettaton,
- undertale: sans
▲ 1st Cipher ▲
[The screen boots up, blipping out of focus ever so slightly, as the happy titles for a DRAWING TUTORIAL make their way onto, and occasionally fizzle off, the display. Distantly, this 'tune' can be heard in the background, distorting the music with its impossible, never heightening decibels.]
HOW tO dRaw A T̶̴͝R̶̕͞I̷͜͞͠A̛҉̀Ņ͘͢͞͡G̨Ļ͢͝E̢͜
1.) Put THREE DOTS on YOUR PAPER or whatever object YOU'VE CHOSEN TO DEFACE!
B.) DRAW A LINE CONNECTING THE VERTICES!
3.) LAMENT your COMPLETE INABILITY to draw a SINGLE STRAIGHT LINE (Hey! No cheating, I SEE that STRAIGHT EDGE, BUB!)
4.) ADD A DOT AT THE MIDPOINT of the RIGHT and LEFT LINES!
5.) QUESTION WHAT TRULY IS RIGHT AND LEFT when perspective and YOUR LIFE are both ABSOLUTELY MEANINGLESS!
VI.) Use the midpoint to draw an oval YOU CREEPS!
7.) ADD a dot within the oval at wherever you'd like to SUBJECT YOUR JUDGEMENTAL stare first. GO ON, YOU'VE EARNED IT!!
∞.) Fail to realize you just STARTED FOLLOWING THESE INSTRUCTIONS without thought like THE SHEEPLE you are!
--.) -͞-̵̷́͏-̴͜͟͡-҉͡-̸̢͘-͞-̵̷́͏-̴͜͟͡-҉͡-̸̢͘-͞-̵̷́͏-̴͜͟͡-҉͡-̸̢͘
B.) DRAW A LINE CONNECTING THE VERTICES!
3.) LAMENT your COMPLETE INABILITY to draw a SINGLE STRAIGHT LINE (Hey! No cheating, I SEE that STRAIGHT EDGE, BUB!)
4.) ADD A DOT AT THE MIDPOINT of the RIGHT and LEFT LINES!
5.) QUESTION WHAT TRULY IS RIGHT AND LEFT when perspective and YOUR LIFE are both ABSOLUTELY MEANINGLESS!
VI.) Use the midpoint to draw an oval YOU CREEPS!
7.) ADD a dot within the oval at wherever you'd like to SUBJECT YOUR JUDGEMENTAL stare first. GO ON, YOU'VE EARNED IT!!
∞.) Fail to realize you just STARTED FOLLOWING THESE INSTRUCTIONS without thought like THE SHEEPLE you are!
--.) -͞-̵̷́͏-̴͜͟͡-҉͡-̸̢͘-͞-̵̷́͏-̴͜͟͡-҉͡-̸̢͘-͞-̵̷́͏-̴͜͟͡-҉͡-̸̢͘
[All at once, the screen flashes with an obscenely bright light, aiming to seer the videos completed after image into the watchers retinas. After all, it's much easier for Bill to enter the minds of people, when they already have his image imprinted somewhere in their brains! The static emits one more alarmingly loud hiss before the picture dissipates entirely.]
E͠M̸͟͝K̡ ̵̢͝ ̧Y̶̡̧K͞ ̴̴ ̵̧̢ ̷̕Z͘͠MY͢͡͡Q̡
What an entrance~! ♥ [Video]
My my, darling, that was quite an amazing entrance! It was equal parts entrancing and horrifying! I loved it, absolutely loved it, brava~!
[He has no idea that he is talking to an inter-dimensional demon bent on destruction according to his triangular whims.]
Entrancing and horrifying IS what he goes for~ [Video]
Aw shucks, you were some nefarious geometry yourself, Metts; who doesn't love a bit of global domination?Well, it's not the heckling he has been getting from everyone else. Bill will take it. Just for that ego boost, the video switches over to reveal the triangle floating beside his cane. He reaches for the stranger's thoughts--]"Y'LIKE THAT, YOU SHOULD SEE--"
[Only to be met with... mild interference. Uh. Hmm.]
“Y'know. I've HEARD IT SAID that a person is just a GHOST riding a SKELETON made of STARDUST, but you went and took that one RATHER LITERALLY, didn't you, PAL?”
Well he hit the ball out of the park with that one [Video]
You must have some... odd idioms where you come from. Where are you from, actually?
[He also wants to ask "what are you?" but he figures that would be impolite.]
hopefully not too close! Just saw the statement once and couldn't resist XD
[Which... he was sure this person had some sort of connection to, but with all this interference it's suddenly hard to tell.]
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[He is getting a little nervous at all this "ghost" and "incorporeal" talk, so he decides to try and change the subject. A void of... pure cosmic... energy? This is certainly new.]
Pure energy then? Are you like a monster? Do you have magic?
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[To demonstrate, Bill multiplies, filling the screen with not just mere copies, but alternately behaving doubles, of himself, one of which is lighting another on fire, while another laughs maniacally, while another attempts to educate another on the merits of what appears to be martini mixing, next to another that is appears to be having an absurdly hard time using a ball and paddle. Depth perception is a bitch.]
"When it comes to affecting ALTERNATE PLANES OF REALITY however,"
[They all pause in unison to stare back at the screen, before popping back into place as one single being.]
"Sometimes I need to do a bit more LEGWORK!"
[Or more specifically BORROW someone with physical legs.]
"But SURE, you can call me a MONSTER. I'm known as LOTS OF THINGS. JUST LIKE YOU!- ..Probably..??"
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Oh! He never introduced himself, did he?? That needs to be corrected.]
You are correct, I am known as many things! Superstar, professional chef, killer robot, local heartthrob- You name it, I've been called it! But at the end of the day, the most important thing is that people know my name:
Met✦ta✦ton~! ♥
[For every syllable of his name, he poses, flashing a cheeky smile each time.]
Or MTT, if you're talking about my brand.
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[Somehow this explains a lot.]
"WE~LL, IT'S NOT EVERY DAY I MEET SOMEONE IN THE ENTERTAINMENT BIZ! YOU MIGHT SAY I'm something of a BUSINESS MAN, myself! GLAD TO MEET YA, METT'S. How's the market?"
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[He stops and laughs suddenly.]
Somewhere along the way I seem to have forgotten my manners! I never asked your name.
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[Get it? 'Cause they're all already captive--]
"Well, WOULD YA LOOK AT THAT! USUALLY the only people I'm in CONTACT with KNOW my NAME already, but you've got a POINT THERE, METT'S!"
[The triangle doffs his hat.]
"The NAME'S BILL CIPHER! Great to MEETCHA."
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[The hat doff is actually kind of charming, and he can't help but smile.]
Haha, I know how that is. Being famous leaves little room for true introductions when your face is highlighting in Times Square.
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[The hat does a little added twirl before falling back into place, just for show. Much more relaxed, Bill leans on his cane.]
"Sounds like you're QUITE THE BIGSHOT. Still plannin' on HEADLINING in this place? How's QUEENIE feel about that?"
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It doesn't matter what or how "Queenie" feels. I am going to make my mark on this place in any way I see fit, and will do as I please. Her Royal Highness be damned.
[He is not happy with the idea of the Queen of Hearts ordering him around.]
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"JUST THE TYPE OF ANSWER I LIKE TA HEAR! Well, Mett's- ya ever need help GETTING one OVER her ROYAL BUSY-BRITCHES, you know WHERE to CALL!"
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If you're offering, I just might take you up on that. And if you care to cause a little mayhem yourself and I'm not busy, I may offer a helping hand as well.
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