video/action } forward dated to 6/24 } cause the mightiest, scariest, creature is you

[krmvgivv]

Hi everyone!

[Dipper's not wearing his usual outfit. He's wearing a white shirt with suspenders as he sits at his desk, his usual blue pine tree hat hanging off the chair. Behind him, Mabel can be seen bustling around, covered in scraps of cloth and glue and glitter.]

So, looks like another event from our world. One that has absolutely nothing to do with gravity turning off, weird. Almost like that was entirely unrelated to this event.

[He scowls very pointedly YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE PEOPLE HE'S SCOWLING AT.]

Anyway, this... well... okay, so in Gravity Falls, they like Halloween so much that they celebrate it again when summer comes and call it Summerween. Judging from the jack-o-melons hanging around, the fact that it's late June, and the fact that literally no other town would have something as ridiculous as Summerween, I'm calling it. This one's ours.

[Mabel tosses a piece of blue cloth at Dipper's head, which he fastens around his shoulders like a cape. She vanishes out of the camera's field of vision.]

The good news? Halloween's just as fun in the summer. The bad news? Last Summerween a monster called the Summerween Trickster tried to eat us and our friends because we [mostly just Dipper] lacked the "Summerween Spirit." [He rolls his eyes, making finger quotes.] I don't know if that's gonna happen here, but let's face it, it's Wonderland, so I'd get a costume just in case. And hey? Free candy. Not such a bad thing.

[Mabel comes back, wearing green suspenders. She hands Dipper a pointy red hat and lifts a silver teapot over her head. Together, they lower the hats onto their heads and fistbump, costumes complete. Summerween is about what really matters, after all: pure evil.]

So hey, I guess we're trick-or-treating? We'll see you out there. Try and have fun! Since you know, you might die otherwise.

[He cuts the feed, though he and Mabel will both be responding to any confused questions. Throughout the rest of the event, they'll be mostly sticking together, trick-or-treating with each other or with any friends they catch up with, especially once their trick-or-treat-or-die theories are confirmed. There is nothing cuter than twins in costumes, and they're experienced trick-or-treaters, so they're gonna hit every door. Might be they'll even come to yours!]

Comments

[allaboutme]

[ so fucking triggered ten times over ]

Oh no. No way, Jose.

[powerofmabel]

[sigh] What is it? A candy allergy? Horrible costume trauma? 'Cause the Summerween trickster doesn't play around with lame excuses.

[allaboutme]

This isn't about excuses, and what do you know about costume trauma?

[powerofmabel]

I mean after my brother got infected by a zombie here, I'm a liiiittle uncomfortable with the fact that we went as zombies for Halloween a few years back.

[allaboutme]

My whole hometown turned into their Halloween costumes one year. It was about as big a disaster as you imagine.

[powerofmabel]

[....]

...Um. If it helps, I really don't think that's ever happened in Gravity Falls.

...Yikes

[SHE DRESSED AS JELLY LAST SUMMERWEEN. THAT WOULD'VE BEEN THE WORST.]

[allaboutme]

Either way, I'm planning to be prepared.

[powerofmabel]

Ooh! Dish, girlfriend. What're you going as?

[allaboutme]

I don't know yet. Something that can kick a lot of ass, like Xena, Warrior Princess. Or Wonder Woman.

[powerofmabel]

You should go as Muffy the Werewolf Annihilator. She's the best.

[allaboutme]

Did you say Muffy?

[powerofmabel]

Yep. She's a peppy blonde, torn between her duty to keep the werewolf threat at bay, and trying to be a normal high school girl.

[allaboutme]

Are you kidding me? I go to another universe and I still can't escape Buffy Summers?

[krmvgivv]

Believe me, this is not the worst an event can be.

[allaboutme]

You say that now. Just wait til everyone starts turning into the Monster Mash all around you.

[krmvgivv]

Only people who don't cooperate are going to get mashed by the monster. It'll be fine.

[allaboutme]

You don't know that.

[krmvgivv]

Well, if it follows the patterns of both the former events in Wonderland and the event when it actually happened to us, I can be pretty sure. Wonderland might be insane but it's not entirely unpredictable. Most of the time.

[allaboutme]

Angel said 'anything can happen'.

[krmvgivv]

You know Angel?

[allaboutme]

Better than anyone here.

[krmvgivv]

Oh, cool, he's my boss! One of them, anyway. [Dipper's picked up a lot of unpaid internships.] You must know Faith too, then!

[allaboutme]

Yeah, she's sort of tried to kill people I know about oh, a bunch of times. Are you trying to say she's working with Angel?

[krmvgivv]

Yeah, and she gave me fighting lessons! She's super cool. [It's not that he didn't hear the part about trying to kill people Cordelia knows. There are just worse things than the occasional bout of attempted (or even successful) murder and she's never seemed particularly murdery now. So clearly it's fine now.]

[allaboutme]

You mispronounced psychotic. Why is Angel letting her near kids?