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[watchmaker]

A few things have occurred to me in the time that I've been here. Mainly, that I really need a hobby. So I've decided to give back. I'm compassionate, wise, and over-brimming with life experience.

So, ask me anything. This is a test-run for an advice column I may or may not actually run based on how much Wonderland is in dire need of my help.

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[postictal]

what makes you any more qualified than anyone else here

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[watchmaker]

I don't see anyone else stepping up to the plate, do you?

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[postictal]

just because you can doesn't mean you should

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[watchmaker]

Doesn't the guy in Jurassic Park say that?

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[postictal]

i wouldn't know.

[Growing up in a hospital didn't exactly do wonders for Tim's pop culture literacy.]

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[watchmaker]

I'm pretty sure he does. Jeff Goldblum. He didn't think the other guy should've played god and made all the dinosaurs, but everyone was okay in the end. Mostly.

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[postictal]

i doubt it.

[He has next to no reason to trust anything coming from a guy who thinks he's hot enough shit to run an advice column.]

so you're taking advice from movies now?

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[watchmaker]

Sure, why not? Art reflects life.

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[postictal]

yeah not usually the other way around.

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[watchmaker]

It can work both ways.

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[postictal]

wow, guess you're just the authority on everything.
never mind me, carry on

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[watchmaker]

If you'd like to take advantage of my authority on everything and ask any other questions, I'm still open for business.

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[postictal]

no thanks mr. god sir i'm good