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Right, here's the thing - I need a nerd. A geek. A smart guy. Or girl, whatever. I ain't overly picky.

[He shrugs his shoulders, casual as anything, taking a long sip of his beer. Sara may have told him this was not the best method to catch himself a genius but given the chance of there being some hanging around this joint, he thinks it's the perfect way. When in doubt, post an ad.]

This guy I know got brainwashed into being the king of dicks and I'm getting kind of sick of his shit so I need someone who'd be able to do some sci-fi sciencey stuff on his head. I have a vague idea how to do it but I just can't remember the details. [He's pretty much forgotten how they originally did it back home but he can unhelpfully offer vague information and a beer while you work. A+ service.]

All the 'smart' ones I know are annoyingly the biggest idiots around, I'm looking for someone less inclined to be stupid as hell. Help me out and maybe I'll help you out. Though my skills are limited to burning and breaking stuff.

[At least he knows his strengths? If you want a bonfire, ka-ching.]

I know a good looking chick if that sweetens the deal. Ain't saying she's gonna touch you but you can admire from afar. Really far. I also know some easy dudes if that's your thing. [Hey, whatever fixes this mess.]

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[boilover]

Denial is a tricky thing. I'll let you off this time, just keep it in your pants in future,

[He smirks at her but he mercifully let's the teasing die there.]

I know classy. I can be classy. I once wore a blazer.

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[crisised]

Someday--not today, because today is a weird mess--I'm gonna explain to you why you're wrong.

[ it will be embarrassing but she's gonna do it, dammit. ]

Wow. I'm so impressed.

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[boilover]

You sound like Leonard.

[And Leonard is still trying to explain why he's wrong for trying to suggest they invest more time in trying to find a good whore to hang out with. For special occasions.]

I know, right? Told you, classy. I've even watched porn in the missionary, top half covered. If that ain't classy, I dunno what is.

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[crisised]

Nothing about porn is classy.

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[boilover]

What about tastefully done porn?

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[crisised]

Not really, no. It's still people having mostly unrealistic sex for guys to jerk off to.

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Not all porn. Some I've seen have been pretty accurate. For me. I don't know what you're doing, maybe aliens do it differently.

I could write classy porn.

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[crisised]

No, I hear Kryptonians are pretty human-compatible.

[ she opens her mouth to say more. pauses. then cocks an eyebrow and grins. ]

Yeah? I'd like to see you try.

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[boilover]

[Not long after, a messy piece of paper is slid under her door.

You asked for it]

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[crisised]

[ it takes a little while for her to reply but when she does, she's grinning and wiping a tear from her eye.

not because it was beautiful, but because it made her laugh so much she almost got a hernia. ]

Mick, that is more than I ever wanted to know about your penis. But your inability to understand women amazes me.

And, for the record, I'm pansexual.

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Not a word of a lie. And I get chicks, I do, I've seen Pretty Woman and Mean Girls. And I'm all for burning bras, I like breasts all open and free.

[Just saying.]

Ah, you have the same bullshit as Snart. Gotcha.

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[crisised]

A few movies do not an understanding make. I should know; most of what I learned about humanity my first few years on Earth came from Netflix.

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[boilover]

I learned everything I need to know from ninja movies. I've never had an issue a Bruce Lee film can't fix either.

[Except the whole 'dead best friend' issue but let's not go into that one.]

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[crisised]

That explains so much about you...