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[In the search for something lost, do what you know you must.

Of course, like everyone else, Papyrus was confused about this new present he received, but everything became clear to him as soon as he opened it to reveal some very fashionable clothing.

Then it dawns on him.

He knows what he must do.

He needs to put on these clothes and show everyone how fashionable he looks.

So, the video opens to a skeleton wearing some very cool clothing. He's even written down the words 'COOL DUDE' on the T-shirt! Look at how cool he is!]

PEOPLE OF WONDERLAND!!! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, HAVE FINALLY COME TO DEBUT MYSELF! UH...AGAIN. APPARENTLY THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I'VE BEEN HERE IN WONDERLAND?? I DON'T REMEMBER THE LAST TWO TIMES. BUT ANYWAY, THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT!

WHAT IS IMPORTANT, HOWEVER, IS MY NEW STYLE!!! LOOK AT WHAT I GOT FROM A WEIRD PRESENT I FOUND OUTSIDE MY DOOR!!! NEW CLOTHES!!!

[He's not going to say outright that he's stoked to be wearing some new clothes that aren't regal regalia, but his expression is showing that he's over the moon with happiness.

He strikes a pose!]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THIS 'RQ' PERSON IS, BUT IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS, THEN THANK YOU FOR THIS GENEROUS GIFT!! I WILL WEAR THESE CLOTHES UNTIL THEY FALL APART!! NYEH HEH HEH!!!

[He's dead serious about that.]

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[Aww, he seems all upset now. The fact that he's a skeleton is totes rad, but not particularly surprising. There's so many weird people here.]

Well, hey, yeah, you can deffo get more clothes from the closet, you know? You could wear anything you want!

Uh, did you write "cool dude" on it or did it come that way, though?

[It sure does look written on and she sure does hope it washes out.]

[He freezes and his eyes go wide at the possibility of wearing anything he wants. Oh man, he could get his 'JOG BOY' clothes out from the closet in that case!!]

HEY, YEAH!!! TO BE HONEST, THE CLOSET AND I AREN'T EXACTLY SEEING EYE TO EYE...I ASK FOR SOMETHING, AND THE CLOSET GIVES ME SOMETHING ENTIRELY DIFFERENT!! STILL, IT'S WORTH A TRY TO GET MY HANDS ON SOME NEW CLOTHES FROM THE CLOSET. IT'S WHAT THEY'RE FOR, AFTER ALL!!

OH, I WROTE IT!!! IT'S A WELL KNOWN FACT THAT ALL CLOTHING CAN BE IMPROVED BY WRITING THE WORD 'COOL' ON IT SOMEWHERE. PREFERABLY WHERE SOMEONE CAN SEE IT!!!

Oh, yeah, they do that. You gotta like, work at it. It's like when there's a genie granting wishes, you gotta get super specific or it's gonna be some kind of stupid ironic twist kind of thing.

Pfft, oh my god. [She laughs a little. She likes his style. He's kinda doofy. Really got his own thing going, kinda like Germ back home.] Well, I hope whoever it is doesn't mind having stuff written on it.

AHA!!! SO IF I PRETEND THE CLOSET IS A GENIE, AND GET REALLY SPECIFIC, I'M SURE TO GET WHAT I WANT!!! AND THE BEST PART IS THAT UNLIKE GENIES, THESE CLOSETS CAN GRANT ALL OF THE WISHES I COULD EVER WANT!! I'LL THINK ABOUT IT FROM THAT ANGLE, THEN. THANK YOU, UH...YOU??? I NEVER CAUGHT YOUR NAME.

OH, TRUST ME, I'M SURE WHOEVER REALLY OWNS THESE CLOTHES WILL BE THANKFUL THAT I MADE SOME CHANGES TO THEIR ATTIRE. BY WEARING THESE CLOTHES, THEY TOO WILL BECOME COOLER THAN EVER!!!

That's how I've been doing it. It's worked pretty well so far. You just can't get super specific stuff. Like, I wanted to get my old softball bat from home but it wouldn't do it.

Oh, yeah, I'm Mae. Nice to meet you.

Pfft, okay, whatever you say.

[She hopes it washes out.]

HMM, SO YOU CAN'T GET STUFF THAT'S SPECIFICALLY FROM YOUR WORLD, THEN?? HOW PUZZLING. I SUPPOSE THAT MUST BE THE REASON WHY I COULDN'T GET DEADLY SPIKES FROM MY CLOSET WHEN I FIRST ARRIVED HERE...THEY DON'T APPEAR TO BE AS UNIVERSAL AS I FIRST THOUGHT!!

ANYWAY!! IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU TOO, MAE!!

Yeah, it just doesn't do world specifics I guess. I bet you could figure out a way to get, uh, deadly spikes though? Maybe if you ask for railroad spikes and go from there.

So you're a skeleton, huh? That's super cool.

[He snaps his fingers in realization!]

RAILROAD SPIKES!!! WHY HAVEN'T I THOUGHT OF THAT?! THAT'S AN EXCELLENT IDEA, MAE, THANK YOU!!!

INDEED, I AM A SKELETON!! DESCENDANTS OF HUMANS!! MADE OF MAGIC!! THAT'S WHAT ALL SKELETONS ARE LIKE!!!

[He strikes a pose!!]

I'm good with ideas that involve potential bodily harm.

[Sage nod.]

[She starts laughing. Oh man, he's such a goober, she loves it. He reminds her of Gregg.]

Haha, oh man, that's rad as hell. Magic skeletons, that's super cool.

OH...GOOD??? I THINK YOU'D BE GREAT FRIENDS WITH UNDYNE, IN THAT CASE!! SHE'S ALL ABOUT VIOLENCE!!!

[He might be starting to sweat a little bit. What if this cat decided to try and suplex him too, if they got close enough???]

NYEH HEH HEH!!! RIGHT??? OUT OF ALL OF THE SKELETONS HERE, I AM THE RADDEST!!! THE OTHER ONE, WELL. THE OTHER ONE'S JUST LAZY.

Aw, dude, then I totally gotta meet her!

[As long as it's, like, violence against inanimate objects and not against innocent people or something.]

Wait, there's more than just you? I haven't seen any other skeletons.

YEAH!! I THINK YOU TWO WOULD GET ALONG LIKE SPAGHETTI AND TOMATO SAUCE!!!

[Oh man, Papyrus is the ultimate friendship match-maker!]

OH, YEAH, MY BROTHER IS HERE IN WONDERLAND. I'M SURPRISED YOU HAVEN'T SEEN HIM, BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, I'M ALSO NOT SURPRISED!! HIS NAME IS SANS, HE'S A LOT SHORTER THAN ME AND HE DOES NOTHING BUT LAZE AROUND ALL DAY. HIS HOBBIES ARE SLEEPING AND TELLING HORRIBLE PUNS.

Hell yeah.

[Interesting simile but she likes it.]

You know, I think I might've...heard of him? Like some...weird lazy guy who likes puns. I just didn't know he was a skeleton. Man, Wonderland is weird.

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