[video] grandpa got run over by a reindeer, morty

[wriggedywrecked]

[Rick is here, and he's looking annoyed, which is pretty normal for him. What probably isn't normal is the reindeer antlers sprouting from his head. Also the several-dozen empty glass cases behind him in his lab.]

So I was running some tests on those m-mind control cookies annnnnd...

Long story short, there's about forty rats running around the mansion. They're harmless. Th-They're basically just gonna sing carols at you. At least two of them are singing that Adam Sandler Hanukkah song, and I have n-no idea where they got that one, everyone fucking hates Adam Sandler. Couldn't even fucking pick The Maccabeats or something.

Hey Pixar, sh-shoot me an email if you want the rights to the Jingle Rats. Or Dreamworks. Fuck, I'll even sell it to those pieces of shit at Illumination. Minions movie cashout, here I fucking come.

[He takes a drink from a huge glass of eggnog, which is probably mostly rum.]

Anyway, don't eat the cookies unless you want some whimsical, mindfucky bullshit to happen to you.

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[video]

[wriggedywrecked]

YOU CAN'T BULLSHIT A BULLSHITTER, TINY FUCKWAD!

[He is now rushing forward with a really big beaker in the hopes of trapping Kokichi under the glass.]

[video]

[shslliar]

Uh oh.

[KOKICHI IS GONNA RUN OFF NOW, OKAY? BYE.]

[video]

[wriggedywrecked]

YEAH YOU'D BETTER RUN!

[video]

[shslliar]

[Kokichi has left the building. Hope you're happy, Rick.]