Project 002 ™

[letsemilythis]

[ Hello, Wonderland! Have another video of Emily beaming at the camera. Please note the notebook that is barely visible at the bottom of the screen. It is pink, yes, but a very professional pink. There are even some green and blue stripes to add some extra professional flare. Although that's probably too low on the notebook to be quite visible yet. But just wait! She'll be waving it around. Oh! And there are even a couple flowers on it to make it distinctly hers. You may also note the flower pen. Because it's hard to miss.

But most importantly, please note that she is beaming. She has this down. She has a goal. She loves goals. And this one? This one she particularly loves. ]

Hi, guys! [ She waves with her notebook hand, her other hand holding the phone. ] It's Emily Locke. Been here for a couple months now. And it occurred to me that we've got a lot of people I know here! And a lot of people I don't. Which I'd love to fix!

I was thinking - back home, I never knew anybody famous. Some people who were well-known, sure, and plenty of people who deserved to be famous. But nobody actually famous, you know?

So, if it wouldn't be too much trouble, could I get your autograph? You don't even have to be famous- just, you know. Be able to sign it! [ I.e., that means everybody, thanks. ]

I don't normally do this, but I figured I'd be an idiot to miss this opportunity!

Thanks!

Comments

[passingthrough]

[You are so perky.]

So...it's more like a yearbook for a multidimensional prison of abductees?

[letsemilythis]

Exactly. [ You get it! Thank you for getting it! ]

[ One tiny nitpick ]

Except kind of like a sign-in sheet, because I heard they do the yearbook thing at the diner? And I don't think I'll be able to get as many pictures out of people as they can.

[ She looks in the direction of her closet. ] I should get a camera... Just in case...

[ And then back at the feed. ] Sooooooooo? You innnnnnnnnn?

[passingthrough]

[Wow.]

There's already a yearbook? [Did the zombies eat all the brains when she wasn't looking? Never take your eyes off of a zombie! Liv and R excluded. Mostly. Somewhat.]

No. [She's not worried about someone else having her photo or her signature, but she still feels like "no" is the right answer here.]

[letsemilythis]

Oh! [ Her face freezes, then falls as understanding sets in. ]

Why not?

[passingthrough]

I haven't figured out why you really want it.

[letsemilythis]

[ Uh... While Emily prides herself on keeping it together (even when she doesn't), she is currently so confused. Too confused to hide it. ]

To... have... the autograph?

[passingthrough]

Is it to better track the movements of people who are brought here? At least the coming and going?

[letsemilythis]

Wait, what?

[ Why would she even want to do that? How would she do that with a book of signatures?

Just. What? ]

[passingthrough]

[Well, that confusion looks genuine.]

You really just wanted a yearbook-type thing of autographs? Because...you like signatures? [She's pretty confused by that too.]

[letsemilythis]

Well, I like meeting people. And signatures are a better way of doing that than just... running up and taking selfies and not seeing them again. This way, you end up talking to the person, you know?