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[magatsugiru]

Whoa! Okay, I think I've got it.

[ The young man on screen looks rather disheveled, and very flustered. He tries for a smile, but it collapses into a sheepish grimace halfway, and he looks away from the camera. ]

W-well, I can say this wasn't where I expected to end up when I opened the door to my apartment... Man, maybe I've been overdoing it with all that overtime.

Umm, hi there, if anyone's listening. This place isn't dangerous, is it? Should I be worried?

[ He reaches up to rub at the back of his neck. ]

I hope this thing's on. Can anyone hear me?

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[eatsyourscience]

[What.]

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[255000255000255]

[ Well, now. Things are getting interesting! ]

You should be totally worried.

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[pearlfectly]

Welcome to Wonderland. It certainly can be, but it's not dangerous right now.

[She offers a little reassuring smile.]

But, oh, you should still be worried.

[Gee, thanks.]

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[jivitadana]

[Oh, look, uncensored video above. Minato made a mental note of that first interaction.]

It depends on your definition of "dangerous."

[Because everyone's perspective of this place varied so much.]

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[naughty_nurse]

Um, hello? I could try to answer some of your questions, if you want.

[voice]

[scoutsniper]

[ Laughter. Just laughter. ]

Jesus, kid. [ If this was video, he'd be a SMDH meme. ]

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[restinglichface]

Sorry, my man. Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but Wonderland's plenty dangerous. [The elf grins, tone all teasing.] 'Specially if you get on my bad side.

[It's a jOKE. Sort of.]

But shit's pretty chill this week, so at least you got some time to get on your feet before everything goes to hell.

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[idolings]

[ Oh no. Seeing the young man on the phone causes her to worry for him. She totally understands, being a new person in this strange place at one point. ]

Hello! You're in a place called Wonderland.

[ She sends a reassuring smile his way. ]

Well... this place is can be dangerous but thankfully, it's not at the moment. Um, if you have any questions I'll be more than happy to answer them.

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[trabryu]

Ya should be.

[ No sugarcoating or whatnot, but this will benefit the guy in the long run, Mondo figures. ]

Shit's fine now, but who the hell knows what's gonna come next. ...Anyway, you're in Wonderland. This place is no Earth, and no one knows how we get here, either. [ He won't say 'welcome' because it's definitely not a place to exactly welcome people in. A shrug. ] Just try not to die. [ So helpful. Thank him later. ]

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[nomorules]

_{[Wonderland sure likes to bring in people a bit shaky with their video chatting skills, doesn't it? Ryuji's skimming the network for lack of anything better to do and so he's just in time to see Adachi's post.]}

You just got the whole network. Yo.

_{[Hope Adachi's not squeamish talking to strangers; this being a public post, he's bound to get more than he bargained for. There's a weird da dunk sound of something rebounding off a wall and Ryuji's hand snatches a tennis ball out of the air.]}

You must be new. How's the head? Exploded from the amount of crazy shit yet?

_{[The words might lean toward rough and vulgar, but the sentiment behind them is kind.]}