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[video] global thermonuclear war, morty

[War is stupid. Everything about this is stupid. The stupidest thing about all of this is that now he has to go ahead and try to finish the portal to the Mirrorside he's been building, despite telling George that he's not gonna do it. He has absolutely zero interest in the whole portal thing, but now, like, ugh, he has to do it or whatever because this stupid fucking war is happening and they're probably gonna need to do murders and assassinations and toppling heads of state or WHATEVER. Fuck this.]

[He's got a more fun idea.]

So I make weapons. There's a war about to happen. Tell me what k-kind of weapon you want and I'll make it. If you don't know how to use a weapon, I can probably make you something even a dumb shit like you can use. If you're a three-year-old child and need something that you won't accidentally kill yourself with, I can make you something. I'll put stickers on it. Whatever. I'm fucking bored. Give me sh-shit to do.

Hit me up b-IIUUGRRRR-tches.

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The only weapon I know how to use is a sword. I'm not really sure how you improve on one of those.

Lasers.

In the sword?

In it, firing from it, l-laser edges, whatever. Lasers make everything better.

Now I want to see how that would work.

Laser sword for Souji, got it.

[Writing it down.]

Do you have a lot of orders?

[Should he call them orders?]

A few. Enough to keep me busy for awhile.

[Which is literally the only thing here that he really cares about. A bored Rick is more dangerous than any war.]

Is that the important part?

Yes.

Why?

Bored Ricks are bad news.

What would happen? Give me an example.

I have nukes. I literally have a protocol in place to essentially a-annihilate Wonderland if I want. I mean, fuck knows i-if Wonderland will even let it work, but yeah. How's that for an example.