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[lifeisntfun]

[Beatrice looks downright manic. Her speech is very fast, and her eyes are incredibly wide.]

WAR?!?

I am not prepared for this. I am SO not prepared for this. I'm armed with ROCKS. ROCKS!

That's it. I figured I would die here.

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[krmvgivv]

I'm sure everyone doesn't have to fight.

[He hopes. Dipper is good at running. He's good at being clever. That doesn't mean he can fight in an actual head on war. He has NOODLE ARMS.]

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[lifeisntfun]

I guess we could always run?

[For once, she wasn't being sarcastic. She's panicking so hard it takes her a second to realize the problem there.]

WAIT, no matter where we run it's this stupid mansion!

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[krmvgivv]

Well, hiding's more effective. And look, it's not going to be until June anyway! You might not even still be here!

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[lifeisntfun]

Yeah, super comforting, boy genius.