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entranceway2012-04-11 01:06 am
knightinreverse) wrote in entranceway2012-04-11 01:06 am
[Text] 05 Hash Raps
[There is a Shadow Dave on the loose after his mirror crossed over to the real and got affected by the bullshit mansion event stuff. He's...in a mood. He wants some fun, and that means tormenting everyone with what Dave/Mirror Dave really thinks of them deep inside.]
well hello real side.
looks like the mirrors have been having fun with recent events.
probably a good thing in the long run considering whats going on with the rabbit and the monster hiding in the dark over there.
but hey! what can you do?
but thats not the point of this.
the point is actually coming up right now in the form of making a few specific shout outs to certain people.
well start with whatever comes to my mind first! that sounds like much more fun than doing it in any sort of list with some sort of "order" to it.
lets start with jade harley, the bitch of space!
(get it? shes a dog now.)
goddamn girl.
ive got so many bones to pick with you.
first, a huge fucking THANK YOU for SHOOTING ME and killing me like that!
real nice, id give it a 10/10 in the good friend competition!
and then you almost chickened out of bringing me back to life in my dream selfs body.
i deduct 10 points just for that.
what was killing me once not good enough for you?
you wanted to leave me to die twice?
best fucking friend a guy could ever ask for, you social reject.
i would take a bullet for you.
oh wait.
i already did.
pretty much an entire clips worth of bullets.
silly me!
on that note, lets move on to another worthy contender, john goddamn egbert, the heir of breath!
youve got an entire laundry list of problems that i could just shout to the heavens and never even scratch the fucking surface.
shit, i mean, how many times do you have to say stupid things for people to get the point that youre a dumbass?
how many times do i have to sit there and keep my mouth shut over how retarded you make yourself out to be?
how many times do i have to endure listening to you say hurtful shit when its obvious that your mouth and your brain just don't have the same symbiotic relationship everyone elses has?
your only saving grace is
actually
you dont have any such thing!
youre basically that dog we cant ever train because you always find a way to fuck the trick up royally.
but its okay!
youre just too cute for anyone to get out the newspaper and smack your nose with it for being a bad dog!
well.
thats not necessarily true.
i did kill you once for reasons we both know, didnt i?
so in a way i DID punish you for your stupidity!
that makes me feel so.
much.
better.
about myself.
anyway, enough about the biggest loser besides me.
santana lopez!
youre the lucky lady for this next part!
and god youre such a bitch.
thats nothing new, though, now is it?
at LEAST youre more interesting than your mirror.
not much of a saving grace if im perfectly honest.
she has to be the biggest pushover since chuckie from the goddamn rugrats!
not to mention a huge prude and more celibate than a nun.
i mean, you say one bad thing and dear, sweet "saintana" just fucking runs over to her boyfriend in tears, asking him to fix it for her.
jesus christ, even johns MIRROR has more independence than that!
well congratulations, santana, you are most certainly better than your mirror in every single way, but not by much.
alright, i know hes not here anymore, and honestly?
good riddance.
im glad hes not here.
who am i talking about NOW you ask?
my own dear big brother!
heres a shocking plot twist for everyone: i hate him.
yep!
you read that right!
i.
hate.
him.
and also everything he stands for.
theres no use pointing out every fault he has that im just too fucking stupid to consciously realize because the fucker in question isnt even here to defend himself.
so ill cut it short and save him the embarrassment.
ive saved the best for last, of course.
its only fitting to include johns mirror, nicknamed quincy to keep everyone straight on which failure were talking about.
hes the loudest douchebag on our side of the mirror.
if you had to ask any of us from the mirror world what there is to like about quincy, wed have a pretty fucking hard time coming up with even ONE good thing about him!
yet somehow dear mirror dave, called lee, is still his boyfriend.
mirror jades only excuse is that hes her brother.
the only reason im still stuck with him is because im lonely enough and i just have this irresistible urge to fix every little fucking thing.
sometimes, deep down, i just wish that he would go into a sugar induced coma for a few blessed days of silence.
goddamn, it has to be some sort of universal curse for BOTH daves to fall for losers and rejects like john quincy egbert.
were just that desperate and lonely enough to stay with them, and oh, damn, how hurt wed be if he were to just.
disappear.
and forget everything weve been through for almost an entire year in wonderland.
i have to wonder if they even realize just how scared i am about that.
it wouldnt surprise me in the least if they didnt!
after all, theyre the most oblivious pieces of shit ive ever met.
hell, john couldnt piece it together that ive had a crush/squish on him ever since he attained best friend status.
one of only a very select few people i would really let in, but even then i keep them at a certain distance.
but its not just john.
its also jade and rose and terezi.
im just constantly afraid that when they see how much of a loser i really am, theyd just up and abandon me.
like "wow why was i even friends with that dave kid in the first place?"
at least daves mirror is slightly more independent, but thats not saying much.
one would deny that it hurts, the other would openly grieve the loss, but in the end?
theyd both go on like theyre made of fucking diamond when really theyre made of cheap glass.
"i dont want to be alone! i just want acceptance!"
but in the end theyll most likely toss me aside.
im gearing up for that everyday of my life.
gotta make sure nobody touches my heart only to rip it out and feed it to the crows.
anyway.
i hope i made a good enough impression on those who dont know me.
dave strider, resident douchebag of a loser, at your fucking service!
well hello real side.
looks like the mirrors have been having fun with recent events.
probably a good thing in the long run considering whats going on with the rabbit and the monster hiding in the dark over there.
but hey! what can you do?
but thats not the point of this.
the point is actually coming up right now in the form of making a few specific shout outs to certain people.
well start with whatever comes to my mind first! that sounds like much more fun than doing it in any sort of list with some sort of "order" to it.
lets start with jade harley, the bitch of space!
(get it? shes a dog now.)
goddamn girl.
ive got so many bones to pick with you.
first, a huge fucking THANK YOU for SHOOTING ME and killing me like that!
real nice, id give it a 10/10 in the good friend competition!
and then you almost chickened out of bringing me back to life in my dream selfs body.
i deduct 10 points just for that.
what was killing me once not good enough for you?
you wanted to leave me to die twice?
best fucking friend a guy could ever ask for, you social reject.
i would take a bullet for you.
oh wait.
i already did.
pretty much an entire clips worth of bullets.
silly me!
on that note, lets move on to another worthy contender, john goddamn egbert, the heir of breath!
youve got an entire laundry list of problems that i could just shout to the heavens and never even scratch the fucking surface.
shit, i mean, how many times do you have to say stupid things for people to get the point that youre a dumbass?
how many times do i have to sit there and keep my mouth shut over how retarded you make yourself out to be?
how many times do i have to endure listening to you say hurtful shit when its obvious that your mouth and your brain just don't have the same symbiotic relationship everyone elses has?
your only saving grace is
actually
you dont have any such thing!
youre basically that dog we cant ever train because you always find a way to fuck the trick up royally.
but its okay!
youre just too cute for anyone to get out the newspaper and smack your nose with it for being a bad dog!
well.
thats not necessarily true.
i did kill you once for reasons we both know, didnt i?
so in a way i DID punish you for your stupidity!
that makes me feel so.
much.
better.
about myself.
anyway, enough about the biggest loser besides me.
santana lopez!
youre the lucky lady for this next part!
and god youre such a bitch.
thats nothing new, though, now is it?
at LEAST youre more interesting than your mirror.
not much of a saving grace if im perfectly honest.
she has to be the biggest pushover since chuckie from the goddamn rugrats!
not to mention a huge prude and more celibate than a nun.
i mean, you say one bad thing and dear, sweet "saintana" just fucking runs over to her boyfriend in tears, asking him to fix it for her.
jesus christ, even johns MIRROR has more independence than that!
well congratulations, santana, you are most certainly better than your mirror in every single way, but not by much.
alright, i know hes not here anymore, and honestly?
good riddance.
im glad hes not here.
who am i talking about NOW you ask?
my own dear big brother!
heres a shocking plot twist for everyone: i hate him.
yep!
you read that right!
i.
hate.
him.
and also everything he stands for.
theres no use pointing out every fault he has that im just too fucking stupid to consciously realize because the fucker in question isnt even here to defend himself.
so ill cut it short and save him the embarrassment.
ive saved the best for last, of course.
its only fitting to include johns mirror, nicknamed quincy to keep everyone straight on which failure were talking about.
hes the loudest douchebag on our side of the mirror.
if you had to ask any of us from the mirror world what there is to like about quincy, wed have a pretty fucking hard time coming up with even ONE good thing about him!
yet somehow dear mirror dave, called lee, is still his boyfriend.
mirror jades only excuse is that hes her brother.
the only reason im still stuck with him is because im lonely enough and i just have this irresistible urge to fix every little fucking thing.
sometimes, deep down, i just wish that he would go into a sugar induced coma for a few blessed days of silence.
goddamn, it has to be some sort of universal curse for BOTH daves to fall for losers and rejects like john quincy egbert.
were just that desperate and lonely enough to stay with them, and oh, damn, how hurt wed be if he were to just.
disappear.
and forget everything weve been through for almost an entire year in wonderland.
i have to wonder if they even realize just how scared i am about that.
it wouldnt surprise me in the least if they didnt!
after all, theyre the most oblivious pieces of shit ive ever met.
hell, john couldnt piece it together that ive had a crush/squish on him ever since he attained best friend status.
one of only a very select few people i would really let in, but even then i keep them at a certain distance.
but its not just john.
its also jade and rose and terezi.
im just constantly afraid that when they see how much of a loser i really am, theyd just up and abandon me.
like "wow why was i even friends with that dave kid in the first place?"
at least daves mirror is slightly more independent, but thats not saying much.
one would deny that it hurts, the other would openly grieve the loss, but in the end?
theyd both go on like theyre made of fucking diamond when really theyre made of cheap glass.
"i dont want to be alone! i just want acceptance!"
but in the end theyll most likely toss me aside.
im gearing up for that everyday of my life.
gotta make sure nobody touches my heart only to rip it out and feed it to the crows.
anyway.
i hope i made a good enough impression on those who dont know me.
dave strider, resident douchebag of a loser, at your fucking service!
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He just doesn't even know what to say to this Dave.]
what the fuck, dave?
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shit, dont you pay attention?
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because if you are you're being a real jerk about it.
and that is not really the point of a prank.
and then the end got kind of weird and self-deprecating.
just.
i don't know if i can deal with this now that i'm apparently capable of having periods.
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this is everything ive felt for the past few years of my life.
i just spilled everything i ever thought about myself and the rest of you onto the network for all to see.
youve always wanted to know the real me, havent you?
well nows your chance!
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i think this is the event.
if you feel that badly about yourself i don't know if i'm being a good boyfriend.
girlfriend now i guess.
dave why aren't either of you normal right now i need support
LITERALLY
FOR MY BOOBS.
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youre still obviously scared of what weve got.
and, honestly, ive never had a good viewing of myself.
im just too much of a failure and i could never live up to bros expectations.
why are you talking to me about support?
go ask bird boy or get a bra!
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you can't fake all your confidence.
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the world is my stage in this elaborate play!
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jesus christ.
i guess id just take you over the entire population of goddamn fucking texas!
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something.
fuck, why can't i stop crying?
you're such a DOUCHEBAG.
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but i guess i shouldnt expect any less from someone who cant handle the truth.
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you're distorting everything because you're being a huge dick right now!
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YOU REALLY THINK ALL THAT, DON'T YOU?
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wait.
...
yeah i meant every word of that.
i just buried it deep down so that i wouldnt hurt your precious feelings, and also deny that part of me actually thinks that way.
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I MEAN SHIT.
YOU CAN'T BE THAT LONELY IF I'M REALLY SO AWFUL.
[He doesn't know how to feel so he's settling on vaguely annoyed.]
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well, youre not me, now are you?
so you dont know the kind of loneliness im going through, day in and day out.
do you think i LIKE being the way i am?
'cause i dont.
but id prefer being my loser self to being someone like you.
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FUCK YOU.
MAYBE I SHOULD JUST
BE A SPITEFUL BITCH, HUH?
[He doesn't know if he has the self-esteem for that, though.]
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ty for making me laugh, though!
next tag in the blackicon post?
WHERE ARE YOU?
NO FUCK IT I'LL FIND YOU.
[And he does. He approaches rapidly, using the windy thing for once to speed himself up. The speed sends him straight into shadow!Dave's solarplexus.
Having knocked him down, Quincy glares down at him. He can't speak thanks to the stupid event, but he does his best to express his anger and hurt in his expression. And then he climbs through the nearest mirror.]
[Text forever]
mirror dave or not
we wouldnt leave you!!
youre our friend!
for better and for worse
1/2
at least i can count on you, jade.
2/2
didnt you know that i dont even trust YOU with keeping that "promise?"
obviously not considering i hardly say SHIT about myself.
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all hail jade harley for she knows the answers!
or she USED to.
but honestly do you actually expect me to just spill my guts without twisting both arms and legs and quite possibly pulling out a few teeth?
didnt think so.
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but i guess not!
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i dont even trust myself with my feelings.
what makes you think id trust my heart with someone else?
shit, and here i thought you were the smart sibling.
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just like you are wrong about not trusting us
do you really think if you told us how you felt we would stop being your friends???
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its usually how it goes.
you know, its funny.
all this time ive been doing time shit to keep you all alive, but in the end?
it was all for more selfish reasons than for the sake of life.
god, i just cant let any of you go.
when everythings all said and done with sburb, im terrified.
absolutely
terrified
that well go our separate ways and never see each other again.
obviously nothing will be the same after the game.
but its still a pretty legit fear.
im just a co-dependent little bitch.
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being all by yourself
its not fun
it feels terrible!
and if this is everything that youve been thinking...
maybe we arent being good enough friends for you
im sorry :(
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but im obviously not the best judge for that, though.
so what are you gonna do about it?
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and...
and we will see from there
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more dog jokes
funny!!!
-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased pestering --
[Audio]
by seeing his dead father figure out of the corner of his eye, so his response isn't as full of concern as it usually would be.]...Are you okay? This isn't like you. Or are you Dave's mirror-self?
[This is his first time really talking to a mirror. He wants to focus, but why is Gyatso walking away out of the corner of his eye???]
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[Aang breaks off what he's saying to cry out in frustration.]
Gyatso, why are you running away from me????
[He tries to divert his attention back to Lee.]
Sorry, I'm kind of...I don't know. I think I might be going crazy. You seem pretty interesting, though.
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Did you take your psycho meds, kid? And I fail to see where you're gettin' interestin' from.
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...you're interesting because of what you are. I wonder what my mirror-self would have to say about me.
But, uh...I've got to go. There's someone...I haven't seen him in a long time and I thought he was dead, but...I've got to follow him.
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Santana, on the other hand, is less than impressed.
Actually, she's sliiiightly impressed, but just a little. Shh.She is also joined by a doll version of her BFF Brittany. Ignore that.]
Seriously? All these special sweet nothings for everyone else, and all I get is 'bitch'? Anyone could call me that in their coma.
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im sorry, where did my manners go?
i guess youre just not that important.
nice fake girlfriend btw.
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Britt? Why don't you go pick out some hot outfits for us?
[Time to GLARE at this even more annoying version of Dave.]
She is not my girlfriend, and don't call her fake. What are you even supposed to be?
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youll get premature wrinkles on that pretty face, lopez.
im dave and his mirrors shadow in a psychological sense.
the inner thoughts and feelings that everyone pushes down deep inside them.
im just one of the lucky ones that got manifested into a physical form!
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think ill stick around.
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[Suddenly! Brittdoll appears again, holding a pretty nice choice of dress.]
...For you or me? [Brittdoll points at Santana.] Great! I love it; now go get something for you.