[video] the lab rats have started a rebellion, morty

[wriggedywrecked]

[Rick has apparently attached his phone to his person like some kind of douchebag with a GoPro. The footage is bobbing up and down as he jogs along, gleefully chasing a pack of killer rats down a hallway. He's got a flamethrower. The rest is self-explanatory.]

See, n-now THIS is my idea of a FUCKING EVENT!

[He laughs like an actual supervillain as he lights up a whole bunch of evil rats.]

Comments

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[beatupgrass]

I feel like I should kind of feel bad for these things, but no, they're evil and deserve to burn. And I take back what I said to Natasha about this event being worse than the one I missed. This one's only bad if you can't defend yourself for shit.

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[wriggedywrecked]

Why the whole fuck would y-you feel bad for them? They're fucking smart.

[Several of them try to flank him and he whirls, kicking one and lighting the rest of them up. The ones that survive turn tail and flee.]

I'm finally having FUN again.

[beatupgrass]

I felt like somebody made them, okay? That ain't natural. But yeah, I'm over it. It's hilarious now.

[wriggedywrecked]

Yeah, b-but who the fuck would make this many? I-If they're breeding on their own then they're their own g-goddamn thing now. Like dingoes.

[beatupgrass]

Somebody's got some real sick shit in their head, that's all I'm saying.

[wriggedywrecked]

Yeah, fair, b-but what else is new in this shithole. Besides, th-they attacked me first.

[FWOOM.]