[video] the lab rats have started a rebellion, morty

[wriggedywrecked]

[Rick has apparently attached his phone to his person like some kind of douchebag with a GoPro. The footage is bobbing up and down as he jogs along, gleefully chasing a pack of killer rats down a hallway. He's got a flamethrower. The rest is self-explanatory.]

See, n-now THIS is my idea of a FUCKING EVENT!

[He laughs like an actual supervillain as he lights up a whole bunch of evil rats.]

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[fortune_cookies]

At least that's effective.

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[wriggedywrecked]

Effective and fun, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[fortune_cookies]

How many have you taken out?

[Is he contemplating asking the closet for a flamethrower himself? You bet.]

[wriggedywrecked]

At least forty. Probably more.

[fortune_cookies]

At least someone's doing something to get rid of them quickly.

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[eatsyourscience]

It's nice to have something to be enthusiastic about.

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[wriggedywrecked]

[Just spraying a wall of fire.] There's nothing ELSE to be enthusiastic about around here!

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[eatsyourscience]

Nothing at all?

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[wriggedywrecked]

Literally nothing! [He blasts a small army of spiky rats that try to lead some kind of death charge at him. They do in fact end up dead.]

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[shrimpheavennow]

That's. Really efficient.

[Although.]

Those rats don't like. [UGH. BIG ANNOYED SIGH.] I don't know, have families or something? Is killing all them like that maybe not...cool? Morally? I mean. They're definitely trying to kill us, I guess.

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[wriggedywrecked]

[He literally kicks a rat that gets too close and it goes spinning away through the air, spitting acid or whatever and melting holes in the walls.] Who the FUCK even cares?

[shrimpheavennow]

[Okay, yeah, point.]

I dunno! Just. I'm still figuring out these events and I know we gotta protect ourselves but what if destroying the rats is a bad...thing?

[GOD BEING MORALLY GOOD IS REALLY ANNOYING.]

[wriggedywrecked]

How in the entire fuck is destroying things th-that are trying to destroy you a bad thing? Th-This isn't even a question, it's c-common sense.

[Psssheewwwww-fwooooooom that's the sound of fire exploding a bunch of rats.]

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[beatupgrass]

I feel like I should kind of feel bad for these things, but no, they're evil and deserve to burn. And I take back what I said to Natasha about this event being worse than the one I missed. This one's only bad if you can't defend yourself for shit.

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[wriggedywrecked]

Why the whole fuck would y-you feel bad for them? They're fucking smart.

[Several of them try to flank him and he whirls, kicking one and lighting the rest of them up. The ones that survive turn tail and flee.]

I'm finally having FUN again.

[beatupgrass]

I felt like somebody made them, okay? That ain't natural. But yeah, I'm over it. It's hilarious now.

[wriggedywrecked]

Yeah, b-but who the fuck would make this many? I-If they're breeding on their own then they're their own g-goddamn thing now. Like dingoes.

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[normandysbest]

[She can't help but laugh as she's answering, just off his enthusiasm alone. Her voice is clear, despite her being in full armor and helmet; apparently the audio is filtering from inside.]

Of course. Of course you would.

[There he fuckin' goes though, Doing It.]

You got any armor? Apparently their spit won't get through metal.

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[wriggedywrecked]

I've got nanomachines and shielding and a fuckton of shit. [Half his body is probably metal at this point actually.]

Hahahha, look at that one!

[He points at a rat that is running away while on fire.]

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[normandysbest]

[Okay, point, but she worries and this is her subtle way of dealing with it. In the meantime, she's still grinning as he just lights shit up.]

Shouldn't have asked, you're usually good with this sort of thing. Any idea what world this is from? It's fucking wild.

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[wriggedywrecked]

Not a goddamn clue. Who the fuck ever heard of acid-spitting rats?

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[bibliocorn]

[He's staying in his room away from this bullshit, thanks. Still. THEATRICAL SIGH.]

Richard, you're going to set yourself on fire.

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[wriggedywrecked]

Fuck off, Seabiscuit. I'm i-inflammable. [He torches a path through the hallway, lighting some of the walls on fire. He tosses some kind of device at the wall that beeps and then the fires almost immediately go out.]

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[bibliocorn]

Right up until one of the flaming rats runs up your trouserleg anyway.

[Sorry, Rick, he refuses to be impressed with your technology. ]

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[wriggedywrecked]

WHY ARE YOU BRITISH.