[video] the lab rats have started a rebellion, morty

[wriggedywrecked]

[Rick has apparently attached his phone to his person like some kind of douchebag with a GoPro. The footage is bobbing up and down as he jogs along, gleefully chasing a pack of killer rats down a hallway. He's got a flamethrower. The rest is self-explanatory.]

See, n-now THIS is my idea of a FUCKING EVENT!

[He laughs like an actual supervillain as he lights up a whole bunch of evil rats.]

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[bibliocorn]

Does it really matter what they're called? I don't wear them myself.

...Also pants is a really weird name, too. How do you even get to pants? Is it derived from panting?

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[wriggedywrecked]

But if you did wear pants, h-how would you wear them?

[He sends an attached image. How is he capable of sending memes while fighting rats? The world will never know.]

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[bibliocorn]

[RICK WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?]

Sweet Celestia, we wear them like the second picture. There are ponies who wear pants. The first one doesn't even make any sense, how could we even walk?

Also why are we having this conversation when you're probably on fire?

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[wriggedywrecked]

I don't know, you tell me! Wh-What if there are ponies who wear their pants the first way? You might have just sh-shamed an entire subculture.

I'm not on fire, fuckstick, the r-rats are!

[Indeed there are like so many flaming rats now.]

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[bibliocorn]

There aren't because that's not how ponies wear pants. I mean, you go walk around on all fours and try fashioning a pair of pants to wear like that and tell me how much sense it makes.

[Do it, Rick. He dares you. ]

It's only a matter of time.

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[wriggedywrecked]

Why not, th-they do it with dogs.

[No they don't.]

Fuck you, I'm immune to fire damage.

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[bibliocorn]

I have never seen a dog wear pants. Much less like that.

[He makes a little "uh huh" noise.]

Are you, Richard? Are you really?

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[wriggedywrecked]

You need to meet more dogs, and/or furries.

OBVIOUSLY I installed fireproofed nanites before doing this, wh-what kind of idiot do you think I am?!

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[bibliocorn]

What are furries?

[He'll take questions he's going to regret asking for 500, Neil.]

You don't want me to answer that. Bu eh, I guess that works. So long as Wonderland doesn't mess with it.

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[wriggedywrecked]

People who really goddamn like animals.

Wonderland's got no reason to mess with it f-for an event like this. This is just--just your average bullshit. This isn't a "kill everyone no matter what" event.

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[bibliocorn]

As...like...pets?

[That makes sense, right? Right?]

I don't know, these rats are pretty violent. Still, it's nothing like that Reaper mess- so I suppose you have a point.

[He agrees to Rick having a point in the same tone of voice someone would agree to having a root canal.]

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[wriggedywrecked]

No.

Nothing was like the Reaper shit. Fuck that. This is actually fun. No bullshit, nothing complicated, j-just survive and kill shit. Easy.

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[bibliocorn]

The two don't really need to be mutually inclusive- but I understand. You do what you have to do.

Try not to die, I guess.