[video] the lab rats have started a rebellion, morty

[wriggedywrecked]

[Rick has apparently attached his phone to his person like some kind of douchebag with a GoPro. The footage is bobbing up and down as he jogs along, gleefully chasing a pack of killer rats down a hallway. He's got a flamethrower. The rest is self-explanatory.]

See, n-now THIS is my idea of a FUCKING EVENT!

[He laughs like an actual supervillain as he lights up a whole bunch of evil rats.]

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[bibliocorn]

What are furries?

[He'll take questions he's going to regret asking for 500, Neil.]

You don't want me to answer that. Bu eh, I guess that works. So long as Wonderland doesn't mess with it.

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[wriggedywrecked]

People who really goddamn like animals.

Wonderland's got no reason to mess with it f-for an event like this. This is just--just your average bullshit. This isn't a "kill everyone no matter what" event.

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[bibliocorn]

As...like...pets?

[That makes sense, right? Right?]

I don't know, these rats are pretty violent. Still, it's nothing like that Reaper mess- so I suppose you have a point.

[He agrees to Rick having a point in the same tone of voice someone would agree to having a root canal.]

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[wriggedywrecked]

No.

Nothing was like the Reaper shit. Fuck that. This is actually fun. No bullshit, nothing complicated, j-just survive and kill shit. Easy.

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[bibliocorn]

The two don't really need to be mutually inclusive- but I understand. You do what you have to do.

Try not to die, I guess.