[video] the lab rats have started a rebellion, morty

[wriggedywrecked]

[Rick has apparently attached his phone to his person like some kind of douchebag with a GoPro. The footage is bobbing up and down as he jogs along, gleefully chasing a pack of killer rats down a hallway. He's got a flamethrower. The rest is self-explanatory.]

See, n-now THIS is my idea of a FUCKING EVENT!

[He laughs like an actual supervillain as he lights up a whole bunch of evil rats.]

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[wriggedywrecked]

There's some bullshit worlds out there.

[It makes that whole chair people universe look normal.]

Third floor. I've got a spare flamethrower.

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[normandysbest]

[But now she has so many more questions. She'll ask them when this is over and they go for celebratory cocktails.]

Oh fuck yes. You gimme 20 minutes with that I bet I can rig it to my sniper rifle.

[Who wants to turn a sniper rifle into a semi-automatic flamethrower?? This girl. She's confident, okay.]

See you in a few minutes?