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[video] the lab rats have started a rebellion, morty

[Rick has apparently attached his phone to his person like some kind of douchebag with a GoPro. The footage is bobbing up and down as he jogs along, gleefully chasing a pack of killer rats down a hallway. He's got a flamethrower. The rest is self-explanatory.]

See, n-now THIS is my idea of a FUCKING EVENT!

[He laughs like an actual supervillain as he lights up a whole bunch of evil rats.]

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[She can't help but laugh as she's answering, just off his enthusiasm alone. Her voice is clear, despite her being in full armor and helmet; apparently the audio is filtering from inside.]

Of course. Of course you would.

[There he fuckin' goes though, Doing It.]

You got any armor? Apparently their spit won't get through metal.

I've got nanomachines and shielding and a fuckton of shit. [Half his body is probably metal at this point actually.]

Hahahha, look at that one!

[He points at a rat that is running away while on fire.]

[Okay, point, but she worries and this is her subtle way of dealing with it. In the meantime, she's still grinning as he just lights shit up.]

Shouldn't have asked, you're usually good with this sort of thing. Any idea what world this is from? It's fucking wild.

Not a goddamn clue. Who the fuck ever heard of acid-spitting rats?

Fuck if I know, we got some weird worlds running around.

[She'll figure it out later, maybe.]

Honestly, thought it might be yours. You're usually talking about how you've seen some real weird shit.

I've met a lot of rats in my day, b-but never any acid-spitting ones.

Huh. That's surprising. They seem like two things that go so well together.

[Her sarcasm is obvious.]

Where are you? We can group up, take some out.

There's some bullshit worlds out there.

[It makes that whole chair people universe look normal.]

Third floor. I've got a spare flamethrower.

[But now she has so many more questions. She'll ask them when this is over and they go for celebratory cocktails.]

Oh fuck yes. You gimme 20 minutes with that I bet I can rig it to my sniper rifle.

[Who wants to turn a sniper rifle into a semi-automatic flamethrower?? This girl. She's confident, okay.]

See you in a few minutes?

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