[video] the lab rats have started a rebellion, morty

[wriggedywrecked]

[Rick has apparently attached his phone to his person like some kind of douchebag with a GoPro. The footage is bobbing up and down as he jogs along, gleefully chasing a pack of killer rats down a hallway. He's got a flamethrower. The rest is self-explanatory.]

See, n-now THIS is my idea of a FUCKING EVENT!

[He laughs like an actual supervillain as he lights up a whole bunch of evil rats.]

Comments

[shrimpheavennow]

[Okay, yeah, point.]

I dunno! Just. I'm still figuring out these events and I know we gotta protect ourselves but what if destroying the rats is a bad...thing?

[GOD BEING MORALLY GOOD IS REALLY ANNOYING.]

[wriggedywrecked]

How in the entire fuck is destroying things th-that are trying to destroy you a bad thing? Th-This isn't even a question, it's c-common sense.

[Psssheewwwww-fwooooooom that's the sound of fire exploding a bunch of rats.]

[shrimpheavennow]

I think it's probably more complicated than that when the things in question aren't rats, but yeah, okay.

Can I have a gun? Just in case?

[wriggedywrecked]

Hey, if y-you wanna get all hung up on the morals of survival, th-that's your problem.

Sure, yeah. What floor you on?