video | Do I dazzle you?

[alsoagirl]

[ Good evening, Wonderland! Jessica's super perky and giggly. There's so much for her to be happy about! So now everyone gets to witness her trying to be a vlogger, because she is pointedly ignoring anything involving someone's dumb supernatural call out post. ]

There's so much romance floatin' around, I swear, and it's not even Valentine's Day. Not that I've ever known what it's like to be with someone 'round then, but whatever. [ She waves that off. ] People're gettin' married, it's sweater weather and time for cuddlin'... [ She sighs happily. ] It got me wantin' to read somethin' warm and happy for once.

[ She needed something to distract her from her burning desire for vengeance, okay? ]

But okay, so, I just started this series I've always being dyin' to read. Like, it didn't even occur to me that I could do it here! And now I can and it's so good.

[ Jessica's clutching the first book of said mystery series in her hands, the top of it just barely visible on screen. It's like she had to hug it a little to make her point. This shit's the best thing since sliced bread! ]

I know not everybody's from the same world, but somebody's bound to know about it, right? And I bet at least one person's read it, 'cause it's so popular. Like, it's a movie!

[ And so, the lion finally reveals to the lambs what book she means... ]

So, anybody read Twilight? I wanna talk with you all about it!

[ Yes. She is dead serious. ]

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[mollymocked]

[He is maybe enjoying this a bit. Flustering people is almost more fun than, you know, the dancing parts.]

Well, if it ever becomes important... I very rarely ever say no to anything.

[alsoagirl]

[ Jessica swears flirting is never going to get easier, no matter how much it happens. At least with her ex, they were both clueless as fuck, so being dumb was easy. But now there are experienced folk and she's so lame...!

Welp. If this worked with Kol, it'll probably work with Molly! When her hand drops, she's a totally different person! Mostly. ]

Yeah, well. [ She bites her lower lip, tilting her head with a sexy (???) little hair flip. ] I'm a good student. And I got a lot of time on my hands.

[ At least the last part was new. ]

[mollymocked]

[He is doing a great job at not giggling. You're doing great, sweetie.

Like Molly can fucking talk. He's only charming superficially. If he were really trying to legitimately impress someone he'd be just as bad.]

Don't we all? It's a very boring cage we're in most days.

[alsoagirl]

I mean, it's not so bad sometimes. Least there's the library?

[ Wait no wHY IS SHE TALKING ABOUT THE LIBRARY? Focus! ]

I'm really tryin' to broaden my horizons and all.

[ Nice recovery! Made it seem like she was reading sexy books a lot more often than others. ]

If I gotta be stuck here, I wanna at least have some fun.

[mollymocked]

[Oh wait that reminds him of something that is entirely connected to all of these things.]

...Gods, you've just made me think of something. I wonder if the library has Tusk Love.

[alsoagirl]

[ Wait, are they not flirting now? Well, good. She felt stupid.

Jessica straightens up, swallowing down her awkwardness as best she can. ]

That an elephant book?

[mollymocked]

[He's not as good at flirting as he thinks he is, but also... This is a bit of a different tactic]

It's a bit like what you're describing, only with a lovely human woman who's a noble and the barbarian half-orc she falls in love with. I think you'd like it.

[He is so not telling her it's porn.]

[alsoagirl]

Ohh. Neat. Think I'll go lookin' for it after I'm done with all this, then!

[ Like, it must be good! ]

If you got any other things you might wanna recommend, I'm all ears.

[ Wow. She actually kind of flirted on purpose there. Her voice changed, she stuck her boobs out more than usual... Maybe she's not as hopeless as she thought? ]

[mollymocked]

[Yeah, he noticed... and it catches him momentarily off-guard, but he corrects himself.]

Well, I'm fresh out of books, but I know a few things about a few things. Unfortunately, there are very impressionable youths paying attention to this... this thing. I don't want anyone to have to answer any awkward questions later.

[Cheeky grin.]

[alsoagirl]

[ For a moment, she looks put out. Then she realizes...he's right. She clears her throat with a few quick coughs. ]

Oh, right. Yeah. Uh, guess we'll just have to talk about this some other time.

[ She dips her head, giggling softly, then looks back up as she bites her lower lip. ] Privately.

[mollymocked]

[he claps his hands dramatically over his chest.]

I look forward to it.