entranceway | 05 | Video: let's build a dog park

[Maggie's comfortably perched on her couch, hair braided, no makeup, and wearing jeans and a flannel shirt. Dressed for activity, not for looks.]

Hello, Wonderland!

I was hoping to recruit some help for a project. I realized while looking after a friend's dog recently that we don't have a good area to let dogs off-leash if their recall isn't fantastic. I'd like to design and build a dog park here. Ideally two separate fenced areas, in case some pets don't play well with others, double gated and considerably more interesting than plain empty fields.

The thing is, although I've trained and rescued dogs, I haven't worked construction. I could use a hand with manual labor. We don't have currency in Wonderland, but if you aren't moved to volunteer out of the goodness of your heart, I'll see what I can come up with for a barter economy. Options include home-cooked meals, dog training, and fiction or poetry on topics of your choice, for starters.

Give me a call or stop by room 69 on the 9th floor this afternoon if you're interested, darlings!

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[ The guy who built an entire freaking floating bar groans, but since it's text at least she can't hear that. It's not like he can say no because...see the bar example. ]

I mean, I came for the jokes (there's another one) but I guess I can help. Put up a...fence or something? I've never been to a dog park.

Thanks, Shawn. I'll bake you something.

Barbie and I are discussing the best type of fence, I'd like a few benches for people, and then I'll probably try a little bit of landscaping just to make the space more interesting.

[ Just reading that makes his eyes glaze over, but dammit she's his friend so he's going to need to make his brain focus, here. ]

What about those uh, little tubes on the ground for dogs to run through? That's a thing, right?

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