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[patokichi]

[Who has two metal thumbs and looks really confused? This guy. Have yet another of those giant robots that keep showing up.

This one looks distinctly like a very traditional Japanese police officer, though. He veen has a little crest on his chest that looks like the lapels of a jacket. He speaks very cautiously and is extremely formal.]

Excuse me... if anyone is here, would you mind telling me what is going on? I was resting one moment, and I just woke up here.

If this is some kind of criminal scheme, I'll let you know right now, you won't be getting away with it.

If it isn't... a little assistance and an explanation would be wonderful.

Also, if anyone has seen a child around? He's small, about nine years old, his name is Tomonaga Yuuta. He was with me before I woke here. If you've seen him, please tell me.

[He seems visibly anxious about that last part.]

Comments

[voice]

[engrishdetective]

I never even met you, shinewbie.

[voice]

[fuckinstoplights]

... If you know Shadowmaru as you claim to, you wouldn't have had to.

[voice]

[engrishdetective]

You're right, I should have just recognized you by your voice.

[voice]

[fuckinstoplights]

Or left it alone altogether.

[voice]

[engrishdetective]

Believe me, I would have rather ditched you after learning what kind of person you are.

[voice]

[fuckinstoplights]

Then go.

[voice]

[engrishdetective]

Gladly.

[voice]

[fuckinstoplights]

Good.

[voice]

[engrishdetective]

Great!

[voice]

[fuckinstoplights]

Fine!