004. [accidental video]

[airplanecups]

[today on channel Wonderland: Finn Hudson eating his body weight in food.

when the screen flickers on, a (rapidly expanding) teenage boy seems to be in the process of fitting an entire McGangbang into his mouth while nursing a half-eaten Double Down on his knee. empty bags of Cheetos and Doritos and flavoured crisps litter the duvet, remnants crushed into the fabric, boxes of Sour Patch Kids seem to make a pillow at the end of the bed, and there's smears of mustard and mayonnaise over the walls and Finn's mouth and nose.

honestly, it's all a bit revolting.]

Comments

1/i'll let you know

[itsahotone]

[itsahotone]

[itsahotone]

[itsahotone]

[itsahotone]

done! :D

[itsahotone]

What the sweet hell.

[airplanecups]

Whof?

[itsahotone]

I kind of want to off myself just knowing that I have actually let you touch me.

[airplanecups]

[...swallows.]

[itsahotone]

Seriously, you might wanna just burn down the room when you're done, Porky. There's no saving it.

[airplanecups]

There's nothing wrong with my room!

[hello, Double Down. time to get in Finn's mouth.]

[itsahotone]

I hope you're kidding. Not even you can be that stupid. You're practically rotting in your own filth.

[video forever]

[hamburellakind]

[John's still playing piano, but he's managed to lift one hand long enough to hit the respond button on his comm. His music is pretty appropriate.]

Aren't you an athlete or something?

[airplanecups]

[as he's raising another bite to his mouth:]

Guts of steel!

[hamburellakind]

Yeah, but. Aren't you gonna get all chubby and slow?

Re: Video;

[airplanecups]

[nom nom nom]

Gutf o' shteel! I woh gay ah fing!

[hamburellakind]

That sounds like a thing you made up.

[airplanecups]

Y'fay if a fing I may up!

[hamburellakind]

What.

[airplanecups]

[swallows!]

Your face is a thing I made up.

[hamburellakind]

Well. That is just a bold-faced lie. You should be ashamed.

[airplanecups]

It's okay to be impressed by my ability to tell it like it is.

[hamburellakind]

I'm just deeply insulted that you would say such a thing to me, is all.

Video;

[satsujinki]

You're going to get sick if you aren't already! What on earth are you even eating!?

[airplanecups]

[between bites:]

This-- little sucker here-- is a McGangbang.

[satsujinki]

Why the hell did they name it that? Where did you even get that??

[airplanecups]

Closet. It's a McChicken inside a double cheeseburger. It's pretty sweet.

[satsujinki]

I don't know what the hell a McChicken is, but I know what a double cheeseburger is.

Are you a baseball player or something? That kind of diet is ridiculous.

[airplanecups]

I'm bored. When I'm bored, I eat. It's a thing.

[satsujinki]

It's a thing that makes you gain a lot of weight quickly, too!

[ voice ]

[batteroflife]

You should add some of my cookies to that...er. Rather impressive quantity of food you're ingesting. I've made nearly 500 of them today, and at this rate they'll just go to waste.

[ You seem hungry enough, bro, so she doesn't feel bad trying to pawn them off on you. ]

[airplanecups]

Schfeet! Brng 'm over. Rooh fahv, fir fwoor.

[batteroflife]

You should...probably try to refrain from speaking with your mouth full.

Uhm, but you said room five, right? And is that on the third...or fourth floor? [ Deciphering words is hard. But like any true detective, she will persevere!

And also get rid of this boatload of cookies, like seriously. ]

[airplanecups]

[swallows!]

...Sorry. First floor.

[batteroflife]

Right! Well then, I'll be right there.

[ And once she packs up a reasonable number of cookies, she heads right over and knocks. ]

[airplanecups]

[answers! is a pretty grim sight to see.]

Hey! Did you bring the cookies?

Sorry for the late tag!!!

[worldsaway]

What

is that in your hand?

[Thor must know. Thor must have it.]

absolutely fine!

[airplanecups]

McGangbang, dude. Second only to the Double D.

[proceeds to unhinge his jaw shove the bangin' secret burger into his mouth.]

[worldsaway]

I've no idea what either of those are, but I am glad to see I am not the only one here with a perfectly healthy appetite.

[airplanecups]

[OM NOM NOM]

See, I like you. You get me.

[worldsaway]

I am glad you think so! Where I came from, I was able to devour tables of food in a single sitting.