[text forever] Dust thou art

[hamburellakind]

so dying still sucks.
shock! awe! nobody is surprised!
anyway, i was thinking about how bad this particular death sucked and i remembered we hadn't done a hey how many times have you died survey in a while.
and i'm kind of curious if anybody is close to five since.
i think i'm on...three.
which is like shit
a lot.
i mean, not even counting all the times i've died back home which.
uh.
well let's not get into that.
so how many deaths are you guys on?

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[hamburellakind]

sheesh.
that's dark.
i mean i know we're talking about death and all but
you know this is more of a census than yahtzee!

[radiopalkiller]

[ Oh please. That's loser talk for people who won't cut their jugular with a pair of hedge clippers at the earliest opportunity. Urgh. You people and your... being alive.

Fine. ]

What's the stats say so far?

[hamburellakind]

uhhh.
looks like we're still in the lead!
there's a couple with two and a couple with one but...
you know, not everyone's responded yet!
nobody ever does.

[radiopalkiller]

you'd almost think people didn't like talking about their gruesome deaths for the sake of some statistic that's gonna be outdated as soon as the next event rolls around.

[hamburellakind]

i know it's a sensitive subject, geez.
it's just nice to know who we gotta protect!

[radiopalkiller]

[ Protect? An audio feed would come with an incredulous laugh now. Sure, let's build a task force for the greater good of Wonderland, why don't we? ]

what if the ones who die the most are the ones who deserve the most killing?

[hamburellakind]

are you talking about me or about you?

[radiopalkiller]

[ Though genuinely not what he meant to imply that is certainly something to ponder. ]

maybe somebody's got us beat and doesn't want to share the score.

[hamburellakind]

maybe.
we should help them if that's the case.

[radiopalkiller]

[ ...okay, now they're about to talk in circles. ]

sure. you do that. let me know when you've got wonderland beat.

[hamburellakind]

i!
will!