[text forever] Dust thou art

[hamburellakind]

so dying still sucks.
shock! awe! nobody is surprised!
anyway, i was thinking about how bad this particular death sucked and i remembered we hadn't done a hey how many times have you died survey in a while.
and i'm kind of curious if anybody is close to five since.
i think i'm on...three.
which is like shit
a lot.
i mean, not even counting all the times i've died back home which.
uh.
well let's not get into that.
so how many deaths are you guys on?

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[eatsyourscience]

With a plague, I guess.

[hamburellakind]

apparently.
it is not a fun way to go.

[eatsyourscience]

What happened?

[hamburellakind]

i puked up blood.
my everywhere hurt.
and i was covered in sores.
which probably made me smell terrible.

[eatsyourscience]

That sucks.

[hamburellakind]

yep.
how'd you die?

[eatsyourscience]

I went too far into the woods.

[hamburellakind]

on purpose?

[eatsyourscience]

Yes. I wanted to see if it was true that I would die.

[hamburellakind]

couldn't you have
uh.
hm.
i guess sending a canary wouldn't have worked.
you'd still have to go get it or something.
what exactly happened?
did you get attacked?

[eatsyourscience]

It was dehydration.

[hamburellakind]

...so basically, you just got lost?
that's kind of boring, actually.

[eatsyourscience]

Yeah. It took awhile to die, too.

[hamburellakind]

yeah...
kind of like being sick, i'd bet.
okay, so, don't do that again.
thinking about it is making me sad.

[eatsyourscience]

Don't be sad. It was an experiment and I got the answer to my question.

[hamburellakind]

well...yeah.
but you also died.
so.
don't do it again.

[eatsyourscience]

You too, John.