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OKAY, I KNOW THIS IS COMPLETELY POINTLESS. THIS TYPING UP SHIT FOR PEOPLE TO SEE THING, I MEAN. MEMOS NEVER WORKED OUT FOR ME BEFORE, EXCEPT TO MAKE ME ARGUE WITH MYSELF ACROSS SPANS OF TEN OR FIFTEEN MINUTES IN SOME SORT OF TEMPORAL CIRCLE-JERK THAT ONLY EVER MADE ME LOOK LIKE A HUGE BULGE-SCRATCHING TOOL WHO HAS NO ONE BUT OTHER ITERATIONS OF HIMSELF TO TALK TO.
BUT I GUESS THAT'S BASICALLY WHAT I AM ANYWAY? SINCE NO ONE IS ACTUALLY READING THIS, IT'S FAIR TO SAY THAT DESPITE THE TEMPORAL LIMITATIONS OF THIS NEANDERTHAL CHAT CLIENT, I'M REALLY JUST TYPING THIS FOR MY OWN BENEFIT SO THAT I DON'T SIT HERE STARING AT A BLANK SCREEN, SCREAMING AND SCREAMING AND FUCKING SCREAMING SOME MORE UNTIL SOMETHING RUPTURES.
ANYWAY, THERE IS ACTUALLY A POINT TO THIS POINTLESS MEMO AND I'M FINALLY GETTING TO THAT. IF YOU ACTUALLY READ ALL OF THIS, HERE IT IS: THE POINT.
I AM GOING TO COME TO YOUR RESPITEBLOCK IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT
I AM GOING TO STAND NEXT TO YOUR HUMAN BED WHILE YOU SLEEP
AND I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE, EGBERT.

WHY AM I SURPRISED THAT THERE IS NO FUTURE ME CHIMING IN HERE TO TELL ME TO SHUT MY SEED FLAPS? HOW AM I GOING TO KNOW WHEN TO STOP SHOVING MY FOOT DOWN MY OWN WINDTUBE WITHOUT FUTURE ME TO TEXT-WALL ME INTO CONFUSED RAGE UNTIL I BECOME HIM AND COMPLETE THE LOOP BY SCREAMING AT PAST ME?
FUCK, I ACTUALLY MISS FUTURE ME.
YOU'VE DONE IT, UNIVERSE.
YOU'VE WON.

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WAIT. WHAT.
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BODY?

he strung you up on a coat rack
hung you on a door like you were some grotesque ornament
and then proceeded to shoot your carcass with cream pies
it was pretty fucking disturbing at the time and it still is

MOTHER SHIT FUCKER.
THAT'S JUST COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS.
AT LEAST HIT MY BLUDGEONED CORPSE WITH SOMETHING THAT ISN'T COMPLETELY RETARDED!

all the more reason this is private
i do have some goddamn decency
and i figured that broadcasting the defacement of your corpse in ungodly stupidity was a mercy i could grant
plus youre talking to a demon that took the form of john egbert
you shouldve known something to that affect was going to happen in one way or another

YOU'RE OVERESTIMATING MY ABILITY TO THINK AT ALL BY THE POINT AT WHICH I REALIZED SOMETHING WAS WRONG.
WHICH WAS AFTER BEING HIT IN THE FACE WITH A HAMMER AND LOOSING A BUNCH OF TEETH.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN BITTEN BY A TROLL, STRIDER?
OUR TEETH ARE FUCKING SHARP.
I HAD A WHOLE MUCH OF TEETH LIKE BEAR TRAPS FLOATING AROUND LOOSE IN MY MOUTH.
I WAS A LITTLE BIT TOO IN SHOCK AND TOO CONCUSSED TO GO "OH GEE, EGBERT MUST HAVE BEEN SWITCHED OUT WITH A DEMONIC CREATURE WHO WANTS TO CAUSE POINTLESS MAYHEM. I SURE FUCKING HOPE HE DOESN'T DESECRATE MY CORPSE!"

Edited 2013-01-29 01:36 (UTC)

well now you know in hindsight
and you still shouldve expected that in hindsight
you mustve pissed him off real bad if he hit you in the face

HE WAS GOING FOR THE BACK OF MY HEAD, BUT I STARTED TO TURN AROUND. THAT'S WHY HE GOT ME IN THE FACE.

what a wonderful way to die
lets try not doing that again

NO FUCKING KIDDING.
HOW'D HE GET YOU?

strangled me
felt like a fucking eternity

WELL
THAT SUCKS.

its something i dont wish on anybody thats for sure

[Except Dane Cook, but that's a whole different can of beans.]

I WISH HE'D STRANGLED ME INSTEAD OF SPATTERING MY BLOOD ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE.

werent you knocked out
i think id have preferred that to slow asphyxiation

ASPHYXIATION DOESN'T INVOLVE BLOOD.
IT JUST A HANG UP FOR ME, OKAY?
IT'S LIKE GETTING PISSED ON ON TOP OF GETTING MY HEAD BASHED IN WITH A HAMMER.
LIKE A FINAL "FUCK YOU" TO MY FADING CONSCIOUSNESS.

oh right
hemospectrum
ok yeah i can see where thatd be pretty damn rude

I'LL GET OVER IT.
I'M GETTING BETTER AT THAT.

sounds like you kinda have to

ISN'T IT THE SAME FOR HUMANS?
YOU EITHER GET OVER SHIT OR YOU NEVER MANAGE TO BECOME A FUNCTIONING MEMBER OF SOCIETY.

cant deny that
some things are best left avoided though

I CAN'T REALLY AVOID MY OWN BLOOD.
IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S GOING TO GO AWAY.

yeah well
nobody heres making a big deal out of it
so that might help

YEAH. MOST OF THE OTHERS DIDN'T GIVE A SHIT ANYWAY, AFTER THEY FOUND OUT.
YOU KNOW. BEFORE THEY ALL GOT DEAD.

it sounded like the care over the blood caste shit was dying out anyway

IT'S HARD TO GIVE A SHIT WHEN THERE ARE ONLY TWELVE OF US LEFT.

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