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OKAY, I KNOW THIS IS COMPLETELY POINTLESS. THIS TYPING UP SHIT FOR PEOPLE TO SEE THING, I MEAN. MEMOS NEVER WORKED OUT FOR ME BEFORE, EXCEPT TO MAKE ME ARGUE WITH MYSELF ACROSS SPANS OF TEN OR FIFTEEN MINUTES IN SOME SORT OF TEMPORAL CIRCLE-JERK THAT ONLY EVER MADE ME LOOK LIKE A HUGE BULGE-SCRATCHING TOOL WHO HAS NO ONE BUT OTHER ITERATIONS OF HIMSELF TO TALK TO.
BUT I GUESS THAT'S BASICALLY WHAT I AM ANYWAY? SINCE NO ONE IS ACTUALLY READING THIS, IT'S FAIR TO SAY THAT DESPITE THE TEMPORAL LIMITATIONS OF THIS NEANDERTHAL CHAT CLIENT, I'M REALLY JUST TYPING THIS FOR MY OWN BENEFIT SO THAT I DON'T SIT HERE STARING AT A BLANK SCREEN, SCREAMING AND SCREAMING AND FUCKING SCREAMING SOME MORE UNTIL SOMETHING RUPTURES.
ANYWAY, THERE IS ACTUALLY A POINT TO THIS POINTLESS MEMO AND I'M FINALLY GETTING TO THAT. IF YOU ACTUALLY READ ALL OF THIS, HERE IT IS: THE POINT.
I AM GOING TO COME TO YOUR RESPITEBLOCK IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT
I AM GOING TO STAND NEXT TO YOUR HUMAN BED WHILE YOU SLEEP
AND I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE, EGBERT.

WHY AM I SURPRISED THAT THERE IS NO FUTURE ME CHIMING IN HERE TO TELL ME TO SHUT MY SEED FLAPS? HOW AM I GOING TO KNOW WHEN TO STOP SHOVING MY FOOT DOWN MY OWN WINDTUBE WITHOUT FUTURE ME TO TEXT-WALL ME INTO CONFUSED RAGE UNTIL I BECOME HIM AND COMPLETE THE LOOP BY SCREAMING AT PAST ME?
FUCK, I ACTUALLY MISS FUTURE ME.
YOU'VE DONE IT, UNIVERSE.
YOU'VE WON.

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Well...

Don't punch anyone in their sleep. Then you wouldn't be great.

I'M NOT GOING TO PUNCH ANYONE IN THEIR SLEEP.
THAT, LIKE MOST OF WHAT I'M SAYING AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT AT TIME, WAS JUST A BURST OF CATHARTIC ANGER.

Oh, um.

I never know when to take you seriously.

FOR THE MOST PART, YOU CAN PROBABLY JUST ASSUME THAT WHEN ANYTHING I SAY IS MORE THAN THREE LINES LONG, IT'S JUST A RANT AND NOT SOMETHING TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY.

Three lines, got it.

[Though to him you sound more serious the more you extrapolate on something.]

OKAY. GREAT.

Um, I'm always serious! If that helps.

I'LL REMEMBER THAT.
AND NOT EXPECT HUMAN SARCASM FROM YOU.

Oh man, people do that to me, and I get it wrong, like forever. Usually Yunoki has to point it out for me. Or else I'd really believe them!

I'M NOT PARTICULARLY GOOD AT SARCASM, BUT IT SHOULD BE OBVIOUS WHEN I USE IT. THERE WILL BE MORE EXPLETIVES.

You swear a lot though.

I SWEAR MORE CREATIVELY AT THOSE TIMES.

Like when you use all those made-up words?

WHICH MADE UP WORDS?

Um, I guess they're not made up, but they don't make sense where you put them...

"Bulge scratching"? "Seed flaps"?

BULGE AND SEED FLAPS ARE PARTS OF TROLL ANATOMY.
REMEMBER HOW WE HAVE DIFFERENT WORDS FOR THINGS THAN HUMANS?
THOSE ARE SOME OF THEM.

So they're words for... things we both have, but the words are just different?

[Or are you hiding something highly disturbing under that turtleneck.]

WE MAY OR MAY NOT SHARE THESE ANATOMICAL STRUCTURES. I DON'T REALLY KNOW THAT MUCH ABOUT HUMAN ANATOMY.

Well, we look about the same! Aside from horns and stuff.

OUR BIOLOGY IS PRETTY DIFFERENT FROM WHAT I CAN TELL.

Oh, I do remember that. Grubs and stuff? You aren't like a bug at all though.

WE ARE WHEN WE'RE SMALL.
WE ALSO HAVE DIFFERENT COLORED BLOOD.

Oh, cool! What's yours?

BRIGHT RED.
BRIGHTER THAN A HUMAN'S RED.
IT PROBABLY DOESN'T SEEM WEIRD TO YOU, BUT THE COLORS GO FROM DARK RED TO VIOLET NORMALLY. IT'S HOW OUR SOCIAL CASTE SYSTEM IS DECIDED.

Caste...

[He knows this word. He swears he does. Just give him a second.]

Is that like... social rank?

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