-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling entranceWay [EW] --

[forevercapslock]

OKAY, I KNOW THIS IS COMPLETELY POINTLESS. THIS TYPING UP SHIT FOR PEOPLE TO SEE THING, I MEAN. MEMOS NEVER WORKED OUT FOR ME BEFORE, EXCEPT TO MAKE ME ARGUE WITH MYSELF ACROSS SPANS OF TEN OR FIFTEEN MINUTES IN SOME SORT OF TEMPORAL CIRCLE-JERK THAT ONLY EVER MADE ME LOOK LIKE A HUGE BULGE-SCRATCHING TOOL WHO HAS NO ONE BUT OTHER ITERATIONS OF HIMSELF TO TALK TO.
BUT I GUESS THAT'S BASICALLY WHAT I AM ANYWAY? SINCE NO ONE IS ACTUALLY READING THIS, IT'S FAIR TO SAY THAT DESPITE THE TEMPORAL LIMITATIONS OF THIS NEANDERTHAL CHAT CLIENT, I'M REALLY JUST TYPING THIS FOR MY OWN BENEFIT SO THAT I DON'T SIT HERE STARING AT A BLANK SCREEN, SCREAMING AND SCREAMING AND FUCKING SCREAMING SOME MORE UNTIL SOMETHING RUPTURES.
ANYWAY, THERE IS ACTUALLY A POINT TO THIS POINTLESS MEMO AND I'M FINALLY GETTING TO THAT. IF YOU ACTUALLY READ ALL OF THIS, HERE IT IS: THE POINT.
I AM GOING TO COME TO YOUR RESPITEBLOCK IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT
I AM GOING TO STAND NEXT TO YOUR HUMAN BED WHILE YOU SLEEP
AND I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE, EGBERT.










WHY AM I SURPRISED THAT THERE IS NO FUTURE ME CHIMING IN HERE TO TELL ME TO SHUT MY SEED FLAPS? HOW AM I GOING TO KNOW WHEN TO STOP SHOVING MY FOOT DOWN MY OWN WINDTUBE WITHOUT FUTURE ME TO TEXT-WALL ME INTO CONFUSED RAGE UNTIL I BECOME HIM AND COMPLETE THE LOOP BY SCREAMING AT PAST ME?
FUCK, I ACTUALLY MISS FUTURE ME.
YOU'VE DONE IT, UNIVERSE.
YOU'VE WON.

Comments

[aquarium_tipper]

riight liike liittle mii22 project runway wouldn't be able two 2en2e through tiime and 2pace the horriible mii2deed you had commiit.
kk don't get a hiideou2 2ofa.

[forevercapslock]

IF A HIDEOUS SOFA WILL ACT AS KANAYA BAIT, THEN NO DEAL.

[aquarium_tipper]

couldn't you get 2omethiing that you have two commiit le22 two.
liike a fuckiing lamp.
or 2ome curtaiin2.
you're a 2elfii2h douche iif you make all your friiend2 feel guiilt viia poor fa2hiion choiice2 by a22ociiatiion.

[forevercapslock]

DO YOU REALLY GIVE THIS MUCH OF A SHIT ABOUT THIS?
BECAUSE YOU CAN ALWAYS COME TO MY RESPITEBLOCK AND HELP REDECORATE.
WE'LL LOOK AT FABRIC SWATCHES OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT.
PICK OUT COLORS THAT GO TOGETHER. AND TEXTURES.
IT WILL BE BIFURCATED EYE FOR THE GUY WHO DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT.

ACTUALLY, DO YOU SEE COLORS THE SAME WAY OUT OF EACH OF YOUR EYES?
THE RED-BLUR BIFURCATION DOESN'T SCREW THINGS UP COLOR-WISE, DOES IT?

[aquarium_tipper]

kk my liiteral biifurcated outlook on liife ii2 obviiou2ly a key tool two my 2heer de2iigner 2kiill.
(there wa2 a fabriic joke there.)
the red repre2ent2 keepiing up wiith the trend2 and avoiidiing the pa22e.
the blue ii2 for beiing able two match liike a mother fucker.
2o ye2 ii wiill help you all you had two do wa2 a2k.
ii am 2o proud for thii2 breakthrough.

al2o ii have no iidea iif ii 2ee color2 the 2ame way.
2iince ii cannot compare iit agaiin2t my2elf.
iit'2 iirrelevant though 2iince ii'm a fuckiing geniiu2.

[forevercapslock]

I MEANT MORE LIKE THINGS AREN'T TINTED BLUE OUT OF ONE EYE AND RED OUT OF THE OTHER.

[aquarium_tipper]

how the fuck would ii even 2ee liike that?
everythiing u2ually look2 eiither red or blue but ii don't thiink iit work2 liike your 2ugge2tiion.
and don't even fuckiing que2tiion my gla22e2.

[forevercapslock]

THE QUESTIONS WORK IN A MUCH MORE STRAIGHTFORWARD WAY.

[aquarium_tipper]

maybe you 2hould ju2t know mii2ter kniight of blood.
iit'2 all really fuckiing weiird two explaiin anyway ii don't liike it.

wow I meant glasses, not questions

[forevercapslock]

YEAH, I GET THAT. I WAS JUST CURIOUS, BUT I'M DONE WONDERING ABOUT THAT NOW.

rofl oops

[aquarium_tipper]

oh.
well that wa2 2urprii2iingly ea2y.
ii'm glad we could have thii2 moment of clariity.

urgh. oh welllll

[forevercapslock]

YES.
WE'VE COVERED MY HANG UPS, MY COUCH, AND YOUR EYESIGHT.
I THINK WE'RE DONE HERE.

[aquarium_tipper]

oh good.
ii liike two have all my ba2e2 covered.
ii'll catch you later.
you know when ii redecorate or whatever the fuck.

[forevercapslock]

LATER.

carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased trolling twinArmageddons [TA]