ship log 003 [video/action for the kitchen]

[justguidelines]

[So, uh. This cooking thing.

But do you see that? The view's a little shaky at first, because he's still getting the hang of this technology thing, but there, for your viewing delight, Wonderland, is a microwave.

Well.

It used to be a microwave.

What it is now is more a column of smoke and melted plastic and burnt things, with the coppery shine of burnt tinfoil.

Oh, and the door's off to one side, and it shouldn't be twisted like that.

And yes, he actually read the instructions. And no, they didn't make a damn bit of sense.]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm fairly sure that's not what it's supposed to do when it's done.

Comments

[not_apriest]

Whores are honest businesswomen. They're upfront about what they do and they don't take what isn't theirs. Nothing wrong with a good, honest whore.

[justguidelines]

Of course they are, and you'll nary hear me say differently.

But that's exactly the attitude I'd expect from a Frenchman.

[not_apriest]

Exactly. It's civilized.

[justguidelines]

Wouldn't call placating the buccaneers putting into Tortuga civilized.

[not_apriest]

Why not? They'll make port there anyway; at least if there are some convenient amenities, it may reduce the number that kill each other out of sheer boredom.

[justguidelines]

[Now that's just funny.]

I take it, given you think that, you've never actually been to Tortuga.

[not_apriest]

[A wry smile.] Now that would be uncivilized.

[justguidelines]

Touche, mate.