[video]

[you_dont_work_alone]

[The network comes on to show a man’s face. His brow is creased with worry and he attempts a smile, though it’s not entirely successful.]

I understand we’re all trapped here. And this is.. Wonderland? Or so I’m told. I find that notion pretty ridiculous. No doubt we’re all being fooled. We just have to look at this logically to figure out how to get back home. I’m sure the parlor tricks here are very impressive, but we can’t honestly believe we’re being held here by magic, of all things.

Anyway, my name is John Watson. I was in the British Army and I’m a doctor. If anyone needs medical attention, let me know. I’ll do what I can to help.

Comments

[you_dont_work_alone]

You'll have to cook something fresh, then.

I usually get take-away.

[justguidelines]

Take-away.

[you_dont_work_alone]

When you order food and it's prepared for you. Then it's brought to your flat. Er, your home.

I'm not much of a cook.

[justguidelines]

Well, that would certainly explain why I've never heard of it, wouldn't it.

[you_dont_work_alone]

I doubt they have take-away here, so you'll have to learn to use the kitchen, won't you?

[justguidelines]

Not really.

[you_dont_work_alone]

Don't you have to eat?

[justguidelines]

No.

Of course I have to eat.

[you_dont_work_alone]

Then won't you have to use the kitchen?

[justguidelines]

No.

[you_dont_work_alone]

So you're just going to pull all your food out of a closet?

[justguidelines]

Nay.

[He's just trolling at this point, sorry, John.]

[you_dont_work_alone]

Then what?

[justguidelines]

I do well enough.

[you_dont_work_alone]

I'm certain.

[John shakes his head a bit.]

Well, I don't mind giving you a hand sometime, if you need it.

[John's not much of a cook but he can manage basic things.]

[justguidelines]

Thank you, but no. I believe I've got that covered, as I'm not starving to death.

[Read: Priiiiiide.]

[you_dont_work_alone]

That's a relief.