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[you_dont_work_alone]

[The network comes on to show a man’s face. His brow is creased with worry and he attempts a smile, though it’s not entirely successful.]

I understand we’re all trapped here. And this is.. Wonderland? Or so I’m told. I find that notion pretty ridiculous. No doubt we’re all being fooled. We just have to look at this logically to figure out how to get back home. I’m sure the parlor tricks here are very impressive, but we can’t honestly believe we’re being held here by magic, of all things.

Anyway, my name is John Watson. I was in the British Army and I’m a doctor. If anyone needs medical attention, let me know. I’ll do what I can to help.

Comments

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[you_dont_work_alone]

Then this place must be shocking to you, as well.

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[doctorweevil]

In some ways, like the whole...dying and ending up in a multidimensional nexus based on kids' books bit in general, yeah.

Buuuut I also work on top of a rift in space and time, so I'm pretty used to weird shit.

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[you_dont_work_alone]

I would say so.

[That was a lot to hear at once.]

You said you died?

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[doctorweevil]

Twice, actually. Sort of an occupational hazard, that.

Re: video;

[you_dont_work_alone]

Sounds like you need a new job.

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[doctorweevil]

Moot point now, my body got disintegrated last time I died. Then I turned up here.

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[you_dont_work_alone]

That must've been unpleasant.

[This is one weird conversation.]

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[doctorweevil]

Nah, couldn't feel anything after I got resurrected the first time. I was kind of like a zombie, except sentient and without a craving for brains.

[He sounds flippant enough about it all, at least.]

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[you_dont_work_alone]

Not craving brains is... good.

[At least there's that. But it's still weird.]