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[sun_goddess_sacrifice]

[The video feed turned on with a scream and a kick, it managed to bounce a bit and turn to its side revealing a young looking grey haired woman in a rather traditional Japanese themed outfit.]

Begone demon! I am not one to be tricked so easily as to allow such a suspicious object near myself. To dare attack with such a curse is foolish, did you not believe that such a strange environment would not encourage your victim to be at their utmost!?

Ha! You have abducted the wrong person then!

[She shifts her left foot back, taking a stance reminiscent of a martial artist.]

I am Mononobe no Futo, and you have chosen quite mistakenly. Now! Be cleansed by the purity of flame!

[Small balls of fire start to manifest around her before darting forward towards the camera and then the feed ends.]

Comments

[audio]

[thepointisdolphins]

Please hurry and enter your four digit passcode!

[audio]

[sun_goddess_sacrifice]

What is this pass code? Code of what?

[audio]

[thepointisdolphins]

Please enter your passcode in the next ten seconds or this device will explode.

[audio]

[sun_goddess_sacrifice]

Ah!

[Next what can be heard is quick mutterings, most likely a spell to guard against such a thing. It was best to be prepared.]

[audio]

[thepointisdolphins]

Six...five...four...three...two...

[audio]

[sun_goddess_sacrifice]

Hold!

[audio]

[thepointisdolphins]

One!

[Crowley decides to cheat a little and use the connection to make a few sparks jump from her commmunicator.]

[audio]

[sun_goddess_sacrifice]

[Her reaction was overkill, though not directed at the device itself. Still, a waste of a lot of spiritual energy.]

...


I do not like this place at all....

[audio]

[thepointisdolphins]

[Silence. Then,] Few people do, trust me.

[audio]

[sun_goddess_sacrifice]

It is more horrible than what has been displayed....?

[She was starting to feel as if someone was just messing with her.]

[audio]

[thepointisdolphins]

Oh, much! Much worse.

[audio]

[sun_goddess_sacrifice]

Please explain.

[audio]

[thepointisdolphins]

Well, you're trapped in an unfamiliar dimension with unfamiliar people, and pretty much everything here wants to kill you. So.

[audio]

[sun_goddess_sacrifice]

....

Why am I here and why is everything so murderous?

[audio]

[thepointisdolphins]

You're here because Wonderland brought you here. And everything is murderous because Wonderland has an appalling sense of humor.

[audio]

[sun_goddess_sacrifice]

Why has "Wonderland" brought me here however?

[Murderous she could at least sort of understand.]

With the regards of such intent, I shall be quick to react to threats then.

[audio]

[thepointisdolphins]

We don't know why Wonderland does anything, or what it even is.

[audio]

[sun_goddess_sacrifice]

What sort of people have been brought here?

[audio]

[thepointisdolphins]

All sorts. Normal people, madmen, doctors, magic users, angels, humans, demons...

[audio]

[sun_goddess_sacrifice]

Oddly enough, such a mixture is not unfamiliar.

[audio]

[thepointisdolphins]

Well then, you'll fit right in.