Calista Secor | Retro Girl | Powers (
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Hiiiiii. [ Yeah, this is awkward. Calista still doesn’t have her costume, so she’s trying to do her best lost-teenager-in-Wonderland impersonation, as opposed to her ‘I’m 90% sure someone with Powers zapped me here’ self. She grins, waves at her captive audience, and then immediately huffs a piece of hair out of her face. ]
Okay, so. Step one: be kidnapped. Step two: introduce yourself to your kidnappees? Is that how it goes? Is there a training manual, or instructional video, or like a series of things on Youtube to help a girl out? An awful lot of you guys look used to this whole shitty situation, which is one part worrying and one part kinda bad-ass, if I’m gonna be honest.
Anyway, my name's Calista. Any chance Retro Girl’s going to swoop in and save the day?
[ Calista, your ego is showing. ]
Okay, so. Step one: be kidnapped. Step two: introduce yourself to your kidnappees? Is that how it goes? Is there a training manual, or instructional video, or like a series of things on Youtube to help a girl out? An awful lot of you guys look used to this whole shitty situation, which is one part worrying and one part kinda bad-ass, if I’m gonna be honest.
Anyway, my name's Calista. Any chance Retro Girl’s going to swoop in and save the day?
[ Calista, your ego is showing. ]
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That does seem like the general pattern. Sadly, it doesn't look like anyone here has gotten around to inventing Youtube yet. Even though there are definitely days that could have been improved by some cute animal videos.
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So what do I need to do if I need to get my cat junkie on?
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I know, I know. It's basically Amish.
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I don't think amish people have stethoscopes.
[ Maaaaaybe taking this too literally. ]
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All right, maybe not exactly. But I am approaching the point of making my own lolcats. My desk needs some decoration anyway.
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[ Despite the seriousness of her tone (and her face, for that matter), Belle shifts in her seat. Her mouth quirks upward at the corner, and she holds the device out a bit more in front of her. Thankfully, she became a bit more used to technology before this happened. ]
But something tells me this doesn't exactly qualify as a kidnapping. Legally, at least.
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There's laws set up for dimension shifters and travelers where I'm from, it's totally illegal. [ And, as if some of them are somehow watching, she shouts up at the ceiling, as she's in her room: ] THERE ARE SERIOUS REPERCUSSIONS YOU DICKS!
Think they heard me?
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[ At least, as far as she knows. The other girl shouts, and Belle has to suppress a chuckle. ]
It sounds like they might operate under another set of guidelines.
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What's your name?
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[ She glances away from the camera almost sheepishly. ]
Sorry - introductions aren't exactly my strongest point in the middle of a crisis. [ Which this most certainly qualifies as, even as she's capable of keeping herself in check. ] You said your name's Callista?
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Calista, yeah. Where are all the Powers?
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Powers? [ Her eyebrows shoot upward. ] As in - magic?
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[ Belle pls that was not even the question ]
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[He hadn't really thought about it like that.]
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But either way, I'm not exactly looking forward to anything this place has to offer.
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I'm capable of using logic, thank you.
[This is what he gets for attempting to talk to new people.]
Join the club.
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Not that she's ever, ever going to admit it. ]
Where are the Powers? I figure someone in spandex would have already had a handle on this.
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[It sounds like a legitimate enough superhero name. As much as any she's ever heard of back home, anyway. But it's definitely not one she's heard of and, usually, Kate's pretty up to date with the current listing of heroes back home. It's completely possible she's from another Earth. That's a common enough occurrence around here.
She waves it off a second later, dismissing her own question with a brief wave of the hand. There's more important things, aren't there?]
Anyone point you in the direction of the pamphlet yet? It's not Wiki or anything, but it's better than nothing.
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People really do seem totally fine with all this. I still don't get.
[And cue as close to a friendly smile as Krissy can manage that doesn't make her look dangerous and about to shoot something in the face. Instead she looks more like she might just maim it.
Give her some credit, here. She's trying, at least.]
Welcome to the madhouse, by the way. I'm Krissy. [a pause] And who in the crap is Retro Girl? [Sorry Calista.]
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That's neither here nor there, and Calista rubs her hands down her face, sighing. ]
Krissy. Retro Girl is like, the coolest Powers on the planet. She came back from the dead and saved all of our hineys, she's like, girl Jesus. With super strength. [ She resists the urge to call her super hot because well, Calista thinks she is, but she tries again and grins. ]
Been here long?