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entranceway2014-12-10 09:22 pm
potatoesandmolasses) wrote in entranceway2014-12-10 09:22 pm
[video/action] frog flood
[You may have noticed something new in Wonderland. No, not the festive atmosphere as the holidays approach. More like the near-constant ribbiting everywhere. What's with that ribbiting? Don't frogs hibernate in the winter? Oh wait. Would you look at that? There's frogs. Everywhere. All different kinds of frogs. Real frogs. Toy frogs. Bullfrogs. Poison dart frogs. Tree frogs. Those teeny tiny tree frogs that live in really remote places of the world. Those horrible plastic frog toys with the tab on their butt so when you press down on the tab they jump into the air. A few toads. Peeper frogs chirping and making so much noise oh my god. Really big frogs with really weird eyes that probably aren't from normal Earth. Frogs wearing little clothes. Green frogs blue frogs yellow frogs pink frogs tree frogs brook frogs pond frogs river frogs frogs with wings frogs with hats frogs with tiny shoes.]
[There are so many frogs you guys and they are freaking everywhere.]
[The reason for all this madness comes on the network well after the place has been inundated.]
Hey, did you guys know that the closets are magic? They'll give you whatever you want! Well, they'll give you most of what you want. I asked the closet to give me wings but it only gave me chicken wings. Not cool, closet! Anyway, I haven't been able to find my frog, so I thought I'd ask the closet if it knew where Arnold is. But it couldn't get it right! And a lot of frogs started showing up! Like. A lot of frogs. Boy, I thought I'd never see Arnold among all those frogs.
[HUGE GRIN.]
BUT LOOK!!
[He holds up a frog that looks and sounds exactly like his own frog back home. Of course it's not the same frog, but Greg either can't tell or is content to accept a temporary replacement.]
It's Arnold! I found him! The closet really knows how to make a kid happy, am I right? Say hello to all the people, Arnold!
[The frog says "rorop."]
[There are so many frogs you guys and they are freaking everywhere.]
[The reason for all this madness comes on the network well after the place has been inundated.]
Hey, did you guys know that the closets are magic? They'll give you whatever you want! Well, they'll give you most of what you want. I asked the closet to give me wings but it only gave me chicken wings. Not cool, closet! Anyway, I haven't been able to find my frog, so I thought I'd ask the closet if it knew where Arnold is. But it couldn't get it right! And a lot of frogs started showing up! Like. A lot of frogs. Boy, I thought I'd never see Arnold among all those frogs.
[HUGE GRIN.]
BUT LOOK!!
[He holds up a frog that looks and sounds exactly like his own frog back home. Of course it's not the same frog, but Greg either can't tell or is content to accept a temporary replacement.]
It's Arnold! I found him! The closet really knows how to make a kid happy, am I right? Say hello to all the people, Arnold!
[The frog says "rorop."]
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[No? Nothing? Wirt lets out a long siiiiigh.]
Nevermind. Puns aren't really funny when you have to explain them.
[Not that it's Greg's fault or anything. That's just what happens when there's a good nine years between siblings.]
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[And he's like 100% sure that's not even a little bit true.]
They'd have to be pretty big turtles.
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[Who knows? Greg's imagination is a weird, weird place.]
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[That would be a huge egg though.]
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[He makes little t-rex arms as he says this, as though it helps his point somehow.]
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[How should he know?]
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That would be pretty cool...
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Yeah, I guess it would be...