entranceway | [video] VALENTINES (backdated to the morning of the 14th)

[Hey look, it's everyone's favorite walking talking cinnamon bun. His frog is sitting on his head.]

Guys, it's Valentine's Day! Even though the calendars are all weird and it's supposed to be like, I think, closer to Christmas maybe, I definitely didn't forget! Look, I made my Valentine's box already, so it's good to go!

[He holds up a shoebox with a hole cut into the top, just like the kind you make in elementary school. He's decorated it with red and pink construction paper, heart stickers and copious amounts of glitter. Listen, Valentine's Day is super important at this age, even if girls still have cooties. The amount of valentines you got in your box could determine your entire future.]

Hey, I've got a zillion valentines for everyone! And they're the good ones. They've got Spidermans and Batmans and stuff on 'em and also chocolates! The good stuff! So, if you guys but your valentines boxes out by your doors or somewhere, I can drop these all off. Even I can't eat all this chocolate, but I could totally try, but it would probably be bad for everyone. And I don't wanna eat 'em all! It's Valentine's Day, and that means giving out valentines and chocolates to everyone you care about. And I care about everyone here!

If any of you need help making a box, don't worry! I'm pretty much a valentine's box champion.

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Oh, I know he will! Wirt is a great person. Everyone likes him!

[And if they don't, they should! Because Wirt is great.]

Yeah! That way people will see them right away so they can just drop off their valentines easy!

[Greg, you are such a sweetheart. While Cami doesn't know if everyone likes Wirt, she certainly does. Given the chance she thinks others would too, but Wirt's anxiety no doubt means he hasn't taken the opportunity to meet as many people as Greg might think.]

He is pretty likable. I'm starting to think his younger brother is too.

[Although in entirely different ways.]

That sounds like a great system. So, just to make things a little easier, where should I look for yours and Wirt's boxes?

That's cause I'm great and adorable!

[What? It's true.]

We're both on the third floor. Wirt's in room, um, 18 and I'm in 19.

And confident to match. [She laughs with the reply; if she didn't already know Greg and Wirt were brothers, Cami never would be able to tell. She has to wonder about all the things in their upbringing that make them so different, although she does know there are more factors at play than just that. Still, it's hard to imagine how the pair could be any more dissimilar.]

Okay. My name's Cami, and I'm on the second floor in room six. [Not just to deliver Valentines, but also in case he needs help in the future.] It was very nice to meet you, Greg.

Yeah, it's important to have confidence.

[He has to be the confident one after all.]

Thanks, Miss Cami! You too!

[video] VALENTINES (backdated to the morning of the 14th)

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