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Greg ([personal profile] potatoesandmolasses) wrote in [community profile] entranceway2015-02-14 11:53 pm

[video] VALENTINES (backdated to the morning of the 14th)

[Hey look, it's everyone's favorite walking talking cinnamon bun. His frog is sitting on his head.]

Guys, it's Valentine's Day! Even though the calendars are all weird and it's supposed to be like, I think, closer to Christmas maybe, I definitely didn't forget! Look, I made my Valentine's box already, so it's good to go!

[He holds up a shoebox with a hole cut into the top, just like the kind you make in elementary school. He's decorated it with red and pink construction paper, heart stickers and copious amounts of glitter. Listen, Valentine's Day is super important at this age, even if girls still have cooties. The amount of valentines you got in your box could determine your entire future.]

Hey, I've got a zillion valentines for everyone! And they're the good ones. They've got Spidermans and Batmans and stuff on 'em and also chocolates! The good stuff! So, if you guys but your valentines boxes out by your doors or somewhere, I can drop these all off. Even I can't eat all this chocolate, but I could totally try, but it would probably be bad for everyone. And I don't wanna eat 'em all! It's Valentine's Day, and that means giving out valentines and chocolates to everyone you care about. And I care about everyone here!

If any of you need help making a box, don't worry! I'm pretty much a valentine's box champion.
wordvomit: and banana-hammocks will come back in style (pshyeah okay)

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[personal profile] wordvomit 2015-03-03 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Shuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnna.]

...I think the same description could be applied to Christmas,

[he points out, wholly dubious of The Teapot Philosopher's feelings on one of capitalism's greatest exploitations, after the Yuletime.]