holdthephones: (one more dick joke and I sWEAR)
รคкยгค๒ค—"assbag"—ภєкย ([personal profile] holdthephones) wrote in [community profile] entranceway2015-06-01 01:58 pm

Noise No.1 ♪ VOICE

[when the transmission starts, all you hear is heavy breathing a moment. Neku's been running around the mansion since he woke up, looking for someone. he's only stopped so he can put a call out there properly.

finally, a deep, urgent voice comes through]


Hey, Beat! Come on man, I know you're out there. Don't talk to any of the weirdos and just--tell me where you are, I'll come to you. Please don't start any fights. I'd like to get out of here alive. Well, in one piece, anyway. [har har]

And hey, if any of you see a Japanese kid running around who looks like he thinks he's in a gang--well, you won't have to shout, he'll do it for you. But let me know where he is.

[the urgency drops away for an awkward pause. he's speaking to an entire community, but this isn't just the Internet. this is a creepy corporation kidnaps you and thrusts you onto a LAN network for mass socialization. how do you people.

dryly:]
. . . Great. Kidnapees working together. I'll let you know when the trust exercises start.

[and the transmission cuts out]

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