⎊ [Video] An' the Gobbel-uns 'll git ya ef you don't watch out!

[narcissistictendencies]

[The video opens at an odd angle high in the room workshop of one Tony Stark. It's cocked at an angle and seems to be moving quickly as Tony lunges for the phone. His fingers fall short as it's jerked out of his reach.]

Give--! [Suddenly the video feed is shaken violently, showing everywhere from his ceiling to the floor in jerky motions as whatever has it scrambles and dances out of reach.] --that back! How did you even get in here?! That's--!

[The video cut out with a small explosion.

When the video is active again, Tony is back in possession of his phone and he looks like he might have just shimmied down a chimney, covered in black smears. The room around him doesn't look much better and in the background the floor can be seen littered with damaged and destroyed tech.]

Anyone have a suggestion on keeping these little menaces-- [He pans the camera around to two goblins who have managed to get themselves glued to Tony's chair, likely with Tony's help, of course] --out of my room? Somehow they managed to bypass my security system. My security system! I don't know what these clumsy little monsters are, but they're destroying everything! Yes, this is an SOS from the one-and-only Tony Stark. I admit it. I actually might need someone else's help. There, I said it.

Comments

[ivehadbetter]

Have you tried stabbing them?

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[krmvgivv]

Seriously? You're having trouble with those guys? [Dipper looks amused.] They're so dumb you can trick them into anything.

[failedparenting]

Shooting it a couple times seems to work for me.

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[wriggedywrecked]

[Explosions and flying chemicals in the background.] YOU CAN HAVE MINE.

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[rosswood]

holy shit dude
are those literal goblins
i'd slow clap
but i'm too busy laughing this is beautiful
best christmas present ever

idk arent you supposed to spill salt or something and they have to count it

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[araneidal]

You could ask them nicely.

[Video]

[mindbend]

Maybe you need to fool them into finding something else more interesting than disrupting your work.

[Although given his level of frustration and the entertainment value that must have for the goblins in question, that might be easier said than done.]

I might be able to convince them to turn their attention elsewhere, if you really need help.

[beforeblue]

I dunno. Leave out a saucer of booze and hope they get too drunk to do much?

[wecandobetter]

You okay, Stark?

[An explosion is an explosion and Sam gets the feeling that it could've been a lot bigger, considering the kind of toys that Tony likes to play with. Not to mention that Tony Stark just admitted he needed help. He hopes Steve's paying attention, he doesn't think this thing has instant playback.]

Cute aren't they? [ They're not. ] I can give you a hand.